Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Dropping acid is a full-time occupation.

switch to truffles, better interview answers guaranteed.

Dogpoo

That's just a healthy dose of self mockery, not really anti.

nope, thats pretty cool tbh. Chuck on some atacs and I would ride it!

Surely this is just built up from bits out of someones parts bin?

Not fully anti, too clean to be ratty, but totally ugly.

Yeah that's perfectly fine.

I like this. Great piece of design. It's going to look a little kooky because its an electric bike, but they have done a great job making it look sporty. Can you see the way the battery clips in to the down tube? Great I think. But a motorised bike absolutely needs mudguards and perhaps a sprung saddle too which they probably skipped to keep it looking good.

This.

It's only anti because it's an electric bike, but overall I like how it look, who would choose this over the Specialized?;

i saw a green rocky mountain this morning on the journey to work
could well have been this one !

What, a cruiser to ride to the beach with your surfboard? So far from anti... Worthy of a new thread "Totally awesome bikes that I wish my life was exciting enough to require...."

Maybe that seatpost adds to the thrill...

Anyway...

Could actually be a fun pub bike though now I think of it...

I want to put bmx bars on my Lo-pro. For the lulz.

Maybe that seatpost adds to the thrill...

Anyway...

Could actually be a fun pub bike though now I think of it...

Hasn't left enough cable for barspinz.

Needs Oryg headset

I know you're joking but the caliper will hit the DT, the stem the TT, and it doesn't look like the forks have the clearance either.

Don't think the stem would hit the top tube, but the bars will most likely hit you in the balls!

I know you're joking but the caliper will hit the DT, the stem the TT, and it doesn't look like the forks have the clearance either.

650 front wheel and brakless. Bar spin and foot jam your way around town. Aero fork needs the profile changing so they don't affect bar spin speed.

Pretty sure that is a 650... so would need a 24inch front for hedsledding barspinning tailwhipping actionz.

too match rear

650 front wheel and brakless. Bar spin and foot jam your way around town. Aero fork needs the profile changing so they don't affect bar spin speed.

Now yer talkin'.

fuck a rubber christ, has anyone seen this gem on ebay?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COLNAGO-CRYSTAL-C96-ART-DECOR-FIXED-FREE-WHEEL-RABOBANK-COLOURS-AND-SADDLE-/190659868170?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item2c6436b60a#ht_882wt_1398

I want to put bmx bars on my Lo-pro. For the lulz.

Do it
This thread is full of anticipation