Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

words fail me!!!!!!!!!!

older than my nan i am sure.
http://www.yankodesign.com/2007/07/20/oryx-the-bike-from-the-future/

Typical Australian lady cyclist.
Its not the bike that is anti-porn.
Runs, ducks, hides.

You just made MY list.

what, the shopping/food list?

new to the forum so probably a repost, but i think gold just never works.

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That Trek, ask Bart Kaufman..
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-things-changepart-ii-true.html

the gold plug is wayy over on the porn side....shiny and gold
but owning one is really uncool and makes you a moneycrapping cock

[quote=eddie;498669]its meeelting!

OMG! I love the stealth front brake and the saddle for droppy arses!

Finally... the bat-bike is unmasked!!

That could almost be a commute to work bike bought by some clueless foo' jobby. Freaking side mirrors haha.

Nah the guy clearly has a sense of humour.

has anyone not read Bikesnobnyc? you're right actually, it was brought by a clueless overweight bloke who only lock it with a string lock costing £10 (scroll down to see it).

another one, look so wrong, you can tell that all they did was simply swap their old peugeot/raleigh/dawes/etc. frame;

sean eadie, was a world top class track sprinter a few years back. known for his temper.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Eadie

Arsey Austrailian cyclist, never heard of one of them before ;)

For all those still wondering where to mount your brake lever.

[quote=eddie;498669]its meeelting!

OMG! I love the stealth front brake and the saddle for droppy arses!

Front brake isn't stealth thats common on Tri-bikes. I like the rear brake placement.

I really love the bat bike, for a TT bike its gorgeous. Love the gloss black especially.

I really love the bat bike, for a TT bike its gorgeous. Love the gloss black especially.

I have a thing for over the top TT bikes. Two points though.

1) why does the curve on the underside of the down tube, not follow the front wheel better (I am thinking about looks, aero experts feel free to correct me).
2) I cant help but think its the seat that makes it look like its melting.
Shame because its a great saddle.

1) why does the curve on the underside of the down tube, not follow the front wheel better (I am thinking about looks, aero experts feel free to correct me).

To allow for the brake fitting?

i wouldn't carry on if i were you

oops, too late

bye

Subtlety fail!
Why not make a few comments a couple of threads you may actually be interested in?
A few more "wow cool's"
No one'd notice

To allow for the brake fitting?

True, but if they built up the fork more and reduced the curve on the underside of the downtube it might look better.

But then it would be a PITA to adjust the brake, and it would be less areo......I'll just be quiet on this one.

http://mos.bikeradar.com/images/news/2008/09/12/Eurobike-55-798-75.jpg
This is the way to do it! integrated brake!

Wow, cool.

Wow! Cool!

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I like the rear brake placement.

It works for the front, but looking at the rear I'm guessing the brake is mounted on the underside of the chainstay? Surely that would be less effective/strong than being mounted the other way up? Sorry if I'm wrong - years of riding BMX with the brake mounted behind the cranks on the top of the chainstay suggests this works better than hanging it underneath.