Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

That could almost be a commute to work bike bought by some clueless foo' jobby. Freaking side mirrors haha.

Nah the guy clearly has a sense of humour.

jesus mary mother of god

Im sorry but that must be a set-up.
no way. just no way.

what the fuck?

fo real? or is someone just taking the piss

i can just imagine a grandad going: "hey shonyy, remember the bike you got me for birthday, well i added some final touches to it. Oh and those straps on the pedals, they worked great as a trouser belt, and i kept one spare. I couldnt lift the lock you gave me, so i replaced it with a lighter one."

^^ What in the name of Peng, the Peng and the Holy Peng is that?! ^^

My eyes hurt.

That's where it belongs!

come one, that thing ^^^ doesnt beat flames with a baggage rack and handelbar mirrors

@el squire - that's not anti-porn. It's an interesting idea and looks good imo.

Doesn't beat it for the Crown of Peng but it certainly shouldn't be in the porn thread IMO.

@ andyp - Fair play, each to their own.

@el squire - that's not anti-porn. It's an interesting idea and looks good imo.

+1 looks pimpin, with some orange or snakeskin deep v's and a cow skin saddle its a pimp mobile

Fo shizzle! That's my fizzle bizzle yo!

Maybe its a fetish?

@el squire - that's not anti-porn. It's an interesting idea and looks good imo.

+1

+2, cool how no two frames would ever be the same

if i saw that locked up with that lock i'd steal it out of spite and for the wheels.

+1

That's where it belongs!

I dunno, I am a bit divided on that one. But everytime I imagine it built up I think .... urgh.

that trek is an abortion!

WTF was he/she thinking.

Must buy incredibly expensive aero carbon wheelset, for aero advantage....

• Must attach wing mirrors...
  
  

Must have super stiff carbon crankset...

• Must have shite cheapo pedals..
  
  

That's where it belongs!

This would be really nice simply built up with plain black parts, maybe with red bar tape and tyres.

that bike is fucking aids

The Worlds greatest Madone

I still hope this is a joke.

Typical Australian lady cyclist.

Its not the bike that is anti-porn.

Runs, ducks, hides.
sean eadie, was a world top class track sprinter a few years back. known for his temper.
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its meeelting!

re: the trek.

why would you go to the trouble of putting cable ends on if it's just built for a joke?
although the wheels might not live in there because the calipers are open.
but..... rack on carbon stays, i wouldn't do it and i'm not even a carbon nay-sayer.

[quote=eddie;498669]its meeelting!

OMG! I love the stealth front brake and the saddle for droppy arses!