Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

ah shucks, does that it make it my first repost? or did you see it elsewhere?

been in the 'epic fail' thread i believe

dont worry people repost all the time, things like

"dibs" "bump" "slack chain" and "this fucking forum pisses me off you all fucking sad looser i swear never to post again!"

...well that last one not so much

Smallfurry: Got ya' :)

Now look at this beauty..

gulp...thats wrong for so many reasons... for starters.,...whats with the saddle ?

Weird.

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what bars are those?

are they nitto pursuits?

^^ @polka : geometry reminds me of this:

thats a double repost, the kermit thing came up last time too.

thats a double repost, the kermit thing came up last time too.

Damnit! (but at least we're being consistent)

Damnit! (but at least we're being consistent)

excuse me im getting my posts jumbled. both were posted independently (the kermit for some green bike, and the leader on its own) is that weirder? - Nope, do I spend too much time here - yes.

excuse me im getting my posts jumbled. both were posted independently (the kermit for some green bike, and the leader on its own) is that weirder? - Nope, do I spend too much time here - yes.

So the fugly bike I found on Facebook is NOT a repost? Score!

I quite like the fugly spider. Bit confused by the rest of it though

This one isn´t that bad... or?

....you particularly like green

Not sure where this belongs, not sure it does either, but here is as good a place as any.

Spotted in Copenhagen recently.

im speechless

out of all the velocity's....i mean come on.

Possible candidate for Viz's "Up the arse corner" on the table..

^ haha people that ride the 650 front on a normal frame get no respect from me.

also if you got a burberry top tube protector, and those wooden dep v's are awful

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Typical Australian lady cyclist.

Its not the bike that is anti-porn.

Runs, ducks, hides.

Must be an Australian tweed run coming up. Just needs a bit of grooming.

Typical Australian lady cyclist.

Its not the bike that is anti-porn.

Runs, ducks, hides.

Where is my beating stick?

I do love the super aero bike, skin suit and shaved legs combo with a massive beard though.

Where is my beating stick?

I do love the super aero bike, skin suit and shaved legs combo with a massive beard though.

according to QI, shaved legs have no aero advantages in cycling..

Aero bike. Check.

Aero bodysuit. Check.

Aero helmet. Check.

Massive beard. WTF!!!

Aero bike. Check.

Aero bodysuit. Check.

Aero helmet. Check.

Massive beard. FTW!!!

Fixed

according to QI, shaved legs have no aero advantages in cycling..

i beg to differ

but it would help with cleaning of this

and this