Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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christ - it's like a ships keel!

^^^ Looking at it is making me feel ill

^Oh my, eye poison.. fuckety fucking awful!!

Ouch. I'm usually one of the last to hate on a garishly patterned and coloured bike, but that really is gash in the extreme.

It's a kids bike. And there's fuck all wrong with it.

Not only it's a kids bike, it's quite possibly the best OTP kid bike out there money can buy.

There seems to be a pattern emerging

Cant decide which one is uglier. Ok its a draw

It's the same bike, muptards!

It's the same bike

Obviously; the pattern to which I was really drawing attention was that both posters thought it had already been posted.

PAC MAN forever trollin'.

Next pacman's gonna post murtleballs' property of lfgss geekhouse.

ha!

and it's called "the shitehouse"

Compare to my Gangsta, it's not.

your's isn't "porn gone wrong" it's just plain wrong

hipster >>>>>>>>>>>>

Obviously

faux panniers?

What do you mean by that? Photo was taken right after I had ridden ca. 90km from where I study to my parents' home. There was stuff for a four day stay in those panniers.

http://www.bikeradar.com/gallery/article/limited-edition-merckx-hour-record-bike-30781?img=1&pn=limited-edition-merckx-hour-record-bike&mlc=news%2Farticle

It's hideous isn't it?

For realz?

i wanna know who did the hour on it?

The Hour may or may not refer to the amount of time that went into the design.

*POFC

Was just about to post that abomination. Here's the photo:

Looks just like the original

*Illustrative only for comparison purposes. Not anti.

Whats with the dropouts? Don't understand what they've done there...

'The UMX Mexico Limited Edition will also serve as a celebration of the Belgian’s career, with yellow, pink and multi-colour banding on the seatstays remembering his victories at the Tour de France, Giro d’Italia and World Championships, and a “525” number plate reflecting the number of professional victories he took.

The lugged Columbus Cromor steel frame and fork will be kitted out with a custom spec and a 'flip-flop' (reversible so you can run the bike with a fixed gear or singlespeed) rear hub. Only 20 will be available in the UK, with availability slated for spring 2012. RRP will be around £1,100.'