Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Should have just bought a pompino.

are you familiar with the heritage of the colnogo brand then ed?

No, I never heard of Colnogo before in my life.

it look like a good bike with a silly name though, hence why I though it's not exactly anti.

Extra tall track bike.

http://cyclingwmd.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-freak-bike-and-nahbs-show-photos.html

like it if it wasn't for the incredibly inept hood angle.

Seems a pretty reasonable position for the levers on a pair of track drops - means you can actually reach the levers when riding on the drops.

That chainring looks really unsafe.

^^ is that pic from some art exhibition?

No...from Porn. :(

porn thread sometimes in danger of being merged with this one

porn thread sometimes in danger of being merged with this one

What happens when porn collides with anti-porn?

well done nuknow

What happens when porn collides with anti-porn?

You get 'functional porn'. Fucking ugly thing who only avoid being flamed by having a rack of mudguards

Extra tall track bike.

http://cyclingwmd.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-freak-bike-and-nahbs-show-photos.html

Repost, and also has nothing on this bike -

Currently being used on a 20 mile commute pretty much everyday

bet that's fun in traffic....

By you? If not, link would be good!

A friend of mine called Chunkolini. He's a metal sculptor so welding and beating metal up is a daily thing for him. He lives in the Forest of Dean so not too much traffic.

The face
Daily work
Tallbike in action

well done nuknow

Nothing personal, but that looks bad to the power of omfg. ;)

at least we are spared the drive side

That's so bad it's automatically good. Pengy like.

I'd ride it.

It's color coordinated and the wheels look mushy. It'd be like sofa riding.

looks malaysian...

racist

no... srsly. The idea over there with the "youts" seems to be get you 20inch shopper/bmx/kids bike to look/feel like a motobike.

have seen some prett cool creations in the past.

What happens when porn collides with anti-porn?