Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Analyze this:
http://bayimg.com/image/aamhjaabg.jpg

c. £400 in Japan

No...no no NO no NOOOO

OMG that is awful! where on earth did you find that?!

That bike has HIV with cholera and lepracy too

nup... bars just need viagra.

There's more lovely pics here :)

http://velospace.org/node/338

it must be a piss-take? or a polo/clown bike?

Analyze this:

c. £400 in Japan

Where's the anti? Nothing amazing but nothing terrible surely?

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/prototypeforastolenbike2.jpg

Not that anyone cares, but I do believe that is Toronto. Oh la la. You can tell it's a cold day when the cement turns grey (not frost).

And I'm not a fan of the bike at all.

http://www.robertwechsler.com/images/the_best_circular_bike%281434%29.jpg

Wicked.

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/baum-bike.jpg

And it only weighs 52 kg (114 pounds).... oops

And wicked.

Odd =/= anti-porn!

No...no no NO no NOOOO

At least it is original. With the right BMX bars this could actually work in my mind (a warped and surreal place i'll admit)

This one is rather shite

That mudguard is held on with sellotape- am I seeing that right?

I believe it is! The mudguard alone is spastic enough. Looks like something salvaged from a building site!

I quite like that, not sure why it is in this thread.

surely putting gay spokey dokeys on that hed wheel is the defeating it's fucking purpose??!!!

surely putting gay spokey dokeys on that hed wheel is the defeating it's fucking purpose??!!!

You could say the same thing about aero/deep rims & spoke cards.

Or risers on a low-pro

and so forth...

No...no no NO no NOOOO

Notes:
i left the bianchi headbadge, since i thought it had a classic look. i kind of like a classic, vintagey look, and have toyed with the idea of a path racer-inspired look for a while, along with a bunch of other ideas. a serendipitous series of events led to this combination here, which looks and feels very nice.

Not too sure if they've achieved the look they were going for?

Did'nt path-racers come with pink grips as standard in days of yonder?
Difficult to spot in b&W photos admittedly.

Did'nt path-racers come with pink grips as standard in days of yonder?
Difficult to spot in b&W photos admittedly.

Damn, you are so right. I stand corrected.
Googled and found that they were made by 'Ye Olde Oury Rubber Company'.

surely putting gay spokey dokeys on that hed wheel is the defeating it's fucking purpose??!!!

Spokey Dokeys offer a big aero advantage over none dokeyed wheels.

I am thinking of getting three massive Spokey Dokeys for my Hed3.

Spokey Dokeys offer a big aero advantage over none dokeyed wheels.

I am thinking of getting three massive Spokey Dokeys for my Hed3.

I am ashamed to admitt this, but I was pondering the following not so long ago.

If rotational weight is bad for acceleration, but is good for stability, and constant speed, once that steady speed is achieved. Then the fact that spokey-dokeys start off near the hub and move toward the rim when moving at speed, would make them ride enhancers.

Just wait for next years TDF!
Spokey-dokeys FTW

(But not for the climbs though. That would be silly)

I am ashamed to admitt this, but I was pondering the following not so long ago.

If rotational weight is bad for acceleration, but is good for stability, and constant speed, once that steady speed is achieved. Then the fact that spokey-dokeys start off near the hub and move toward the rim when moving at speed, would make them ride enhancers.

Just wait for next years TDF!
Spokey-dokeys FTW

(But not for the climbs though. That would be silly)

Areo-dokeys are this recession's lo-pro.

Oreo-dokeys are this recession's lo-pro.

Positioned like this between spokes?

only for keirins, those are njs oreo dokeyds

Monster munch spokey-dokeys for the win.

You cant collect them all without eating the pickle onion flavour too.
So they are proof that you are hardcore

Oreo-dokeys !

Spoke biscuits are the new top tube pad !!!!!!