Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Correct

reposted to correct thread :P

It may not be porn, but I like it. So there.

Spotted this in my LBS today:

not sure what that leather thing is meant to be...

it's for carrying the bike over your shoulder.

zing.

making it more comfortable to look cool with a bicycle on your shoulder.

the pink one not that bad

You blind? Tis wronger than wrong.

That leather thing gave me a giggle.

leather bondage wear for bikes?

Epic

waaaayyy more money than sense (read style) on that brooklyn. you could cover up the front half of the bike with a paper bag maybe? although that still leaves the shit chain and dubious saddle position.

I really like that last one. Push the seat back and its a winner.

the saddle rails/seatpost on that are well wierd.

Its one of them Ibeams innit.

http://www.silverfish-uk.com/cms-files/271switch_sdg_i_beam_saddle_and_post.jpg

it looks like a model concorde or something.

thought it looked ok until i saw bigger photos; stem, chainring, pedals, stickers, gussets etc. all pretty weird and wrong.

http://blackmarketbikes.blogspot.com/2011/03/down-dirty-in-jersey.html

^most pointless back light ever?

Front brake only SS...

phwoar thats fucking hideous. thats gotta be shopped?

shopped?

that is just a shit bike, not digital wizardry!

i can see the pixels.....

looks weird to me though. saddle looks pixellated