Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

what a shame...
there are all the obvious things like generally shit parts and a shit paint scheme.
but bars with a deep drop like that are just plain ugly.

its not even that its that deep.
the shape is just fucked up

The short stem looks ridiculous with track bars

its not even that its that deep.
the shape is just fucked up

Look a bit stretched!!??

yeah...

The short stem looks ridiculous with track bars

whereas the ergo stem rising up like a spitting cobra was just pure pron!

I'm not even gonna start explaining why that was a stupid comment

all that work to get the paint job like that and they didn't even bother to line up the wheel with the rest of it

I couldn't be bothered to sort out the paint line.

Fuck you Matt Lingo.

http://www.pedalconsumption.com/files/matt_lingos_favorite_shots_of_2010.html

Look a bit stretched!!??

its not even that its that deep.
the shape is just fucked up

Was the photo of the Bianchi taken at Look Ma No Hands?

Are those ononelangsters bikes?

The Bianchi sure has a stench of 'Swagger' about it.

haha

I love how the corima has been set up for doing backward circles.

I reckon this is even worse than the Klein a few pages back. See ebay
if you need to see more.

Jesus, so much shouting in that eBay description I thought it was this guy for a minute...

I reckon this is even worse than the Klein a few pages back. See ebay
if you need to see more.

What is that, a Klein with Girvins? Not keen on the colours, but I'd still like to have a go on it.

Not keen on the colours

Good god all mighty it's a monstrosity! A travesty!

Getting there.

The bars look rank with STI shifters tho', put 3T egronovas or similar on it and them (only then) would it be Porn.

Definitely (nice job Bjørn ;) ), bars and levers is personal though, and that bike is for riding.

scary!

www.vanhulsteijn.com

At first glance, I think it looks great! Not sure about tomorrow though.

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A bit too 'deliberately different' in my view.

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Hmm, reminds me of a rocking chair.

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Okay, I'm afraid I have to put this here: Too arty for my taste.

In what stage of the first glance that this monstrosity look great?