Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I do want to have a go.. But it is ugly let's face it.

It reminds me of a dog all stretched out. With a mahhussive black wang.

It reminds me of a dog all stretched out. With a mahhussive black wang.

Just couldn't resist (showing off maaaaad gimp skillz).

^ proper lols! Absoloute gold!

^^ :D
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Just couldn't resist (showing off maaaaad gimp skillz).

Aww you didn't shop a mahhussive dong!

^^ best thing ever.

^Why does this exist!?

Its not even collapsible?

cries

Right I'm off...

Aww you didn't shop a mahhussive dong!

Let's say I wanted to leave sth for the imagination.

^Why does this exist!?

Its not even collapsible?

cries

Right I'm off...

how does it go?

A bit like this

I'm not really sure where to put this, so I'm putting it here.

Intitialy the bike seems fine. But then you read the fucking blurb. It's the blurb and the whole package that makes it anti for me. Basically no different to a fluro Puma in a Carnaby St window.

Prime example:

The frame design is "expanded," which is not at all like "compact." The top tube slopes up 6 degrees, and so the head tube grows in height to intercept it. As a result, it is easy, really easy, to get your handlebar high up where it's comfortable.

Really? It sounds like a a compact frame (or at least semi-compact) to me. And the only reason not to call it compact is to distance the product from more comercial factory tawanise road bikes, and ensure that it falls into that uncommercial niche that is so hot right now.

The whole faux friendly, small-time, humble bike maker shit makes me want to puke.

rantover

OSPAILC

nice wheels though.

bling. How did he get gold drop outs?

jesus. that bike looks like it had wronglove with the Romford branch of Elizabeth Duke. needs more gold sovereigns and articulated clowns.

Jesus fucking wept that it is horrible

Oh wow, that is spectacularly foul. The grips really top it off.

Ooooff. gold and black spokes too? I guess that thing will cause anybody watching it go vom...

needs a few horse brasses

It's just the rim stickers and grips that ruin it for me. Otherwise it's full of win.

Takes bike out for a mooch

Hums to self

If the fish swam out of the ocean
and grew legs and they started walking
and the apes climbed down from the trees
and grew tall and they started talking

and the stars fell out of the sky
and my tears rolled into the ocean
now i'm looking for a reason why
you even set my world into motion

'cause if you're not really here
then the stars don't even matter
now i'm filled to the top with fear
that it's all just a bunch of matter

'cause if you're not really here
then i don't want to be either
i wanna be next to you
black and gold
black and gold
black and gold.

the next owner made it better, we'll see what happend after (s)he sell it some weeks ago: http://cgi.ebay.de/Bahnrad-Stahl-Vintage-Fixie-RAR-Track-Bike-Pista-/150516023845

that one's a different colour

no. one side is red, one blue, the triangle is always yellow