Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

no digging the chain(obviuos) and the sadle

The thing about the Brooks saddle is that it was designed for a layback post, rather than those seatpost (as modern saddle rail clamp area are nearer to the nose of the saddle).

That person is going to have a sore hand.

whateva

Oh lawdy. That's some bad disco-wheel going on at the rear.

Disco Stu, is not into you.

Go crash your bike murtle.

the frame looks kinda like gangsta track (that toptube-to-seatstay-joint and square'ish chainstay and fork). Just replace the saddle and chain (and probably the chainring from white to silver) and it would be nice.

It is a Gangsta track.

beckham with brakeless fixie without foot retention.

Don't worry, he's only pushing it - its just an accessory

Oh dear........

Yellow for weekends.

all the money in the world and he buys a fixie with paddy wagon wheels? Well, atleast hes not getting double spokes or something silly.

Well, atleast hes not getting double spokes or something silly.

He'll probably get double discs with his kids faces printed on them

full image: flip flops. oh dear.

full image: flip flops. oh dear.

I know, the hubs look rusty. Might be the lighting. His shoes are horrible as well ;D

Ba-dum tshhhh.

I know, the hubs look rusty. Might be the lighting.

Yeah it's lens flare on the bottom right of the pic

Yeah it's lens flare on the bottom right of the pic

Duly noted kind sir.

ha

He'll probably get double discs with his kids faces printed on them

Like these Anti-Porn discs:

Why is he riding brakless strapless fixed? is it cos he lives somewhere completely flat and never gets above 6 mph? what bikes are those anyway, treks?

In other news...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/4510655312_860c3ca2b8_o.jpg

Such potential here>>>

There's nothing shocking here.... do.not.get.

1st maybe yeah ok as rat bike.

2nd look at the stem assembly? think it started life as a cx bike!

3rd build seems mismatched, frame deserves better. cream stem, green saddle, pedals (although maybe these are sensible for cx.)

4th I admit kind of liked but lloks like ultra hhsb = anti . spinergy/deep v, bar angle/stem stack, new era sticker.

must try harder

Notice the lack of pedals on this one... "modern fixie"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qcQqzM_7UnQ/St2uBtVQnmI/AAAAAAAAEVg/S7vsWOKmWac/s1600-h/two.jpg

I get the feeling that, knowing my taste for the Gaudy and all things multi-coloured, when I finish my project it will soon end up here.

If it makes you happy, what does it matter what a load of people on the interwebz think?

I do want to have a go.. But it is ugly let's face it.
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Notice the lack of pedals on this one... "modern fixie"

Notice how it's several time too small for you?