Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

ha

Doh. I thought I'd seen the picture before as well.

Stand down men. We're going to let this one get away.

Doh. I thought I'd seen the picture before as well.

Stand down men. We're going to let this one get away.

Still a shoddy paintjob though...stem looks out of place too... ;)

Indirectly. He's mates with all the DQM lot

Why has this fool got his shorts rolled up so far the pocket linings are dangling out the bottom?
He must have a mighty small todger that he can wear them that short and not worry about it falling out the bottom.

Maybe he's going for the Tobias Funké look?

who?

who?

failure to recognise the greatest comedy TV show of the 00's.

WTF?!?

WTF?!?

WTF Indeed.
Chain tensioners, nope!
Frame tensioners, could be?

Indeed Mr.Slain, WTF?. Where did you find that?

im guessing its got vertical dropouts and thats how you tension the chain

Fucked, isn't it? Someone posted it on the NY fixed site...

Telescopic chain stays.

since it has a disc brake, it's probably got vertical dropouts...

Genius!!!!!!!!

I'd like to see what's happening at the top of the seat stays... Hinged, maybe? Who knows?!? Nutso!

wtf to frame tensioners

and also this, is that brake lever on the top tube ? :(

omg i didnt notice that saddle angle until i posted either :/

BikeSnob's done the lever thing, can't remember the reason it was put there but it's pretty fucktard... Google TTMBL and all will (probably) be revealed...

omg... a whole lot of very generic looking bikes...
http://flickr.com/photos/mission_bicycles/page2/

i don't know, there's something missing...

omg... a whole lot of very generic looking bikes...
http://flickr.com/photos/mission_bicycles/page2/

i don't know, there's something missing...

apparently $830 for powdercoated IRO + deep Vs.
they'll chuck phils in for 230 bucks more.

very clever business imho.

WTF Indeed.
Chain tensioners, nope!
Frame tensioners, could be?

That was one of the mechanisms I was considering for my Mather. I decided it was a dumb idea though. Paragon machine works sliding drops are a much better choice I think.

does it say james blunt on the chain stay?

apparently $830 for powdercoated IRO + deep Vs.
they'll chuck phils in for 230 bucks more.

very clever business imho.

Looks like the Unicacks bigger brothers