Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

na, the rear chainstays look at the right angle

seat tube doesnt though.

I think it was designed for a 24inch front and the forks have been changed. That would set the head and seat tube about right surely?

Look at the bottom bracket height. I'd say the front wheel is the correct size.

hmmmm looking at it again u might be right. It's fucking horrible whatever!

Size? should stick to trainers...

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In a clown shoe shop called Size? at Covent Garden, those new Puma bike with MTB front wheel and flipped drop bar;

what's that horrible bike i can see in the windows reflection?

^ ahahaha =))

not true though, not horrible

In a clown shoe shop called Size?

How is Size a 'clown shoe shop'?!

because those trainer look like fucking clown shoes, all colourful and massive that required people to walk in a funny angle with their shoulder skewed to one side.

see? clown shoes;

That is most probably the worst possible example of the footwear that Size stocks and sells.

Oh, now you've changed the picture. Still not great.

Puma bike is reeeeeepost. Not that exact photo, obviously. But repost none the less.

Puma bike is reeeeeepost. Not that exact photo, obviously. But repost none the less.

You wrote this on page 269. What's your point?

how to fuck up a nice bike

put spoks on it

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its not really a nice bike. gold is hard to pull off and that doesnt do it. nice frame, but not a nice bike.

anyway,

maybe a tea toast...

puke.

In a clown shoe shop called Size? at Covent Garden, those new Puma bike with MTB front wheel and flipped drop bar;

Found photo;

^^^
is that a joke? I wonder what their meetings were like when they were thinking about bringing that bike to market. i bet they did market research and something got fucked up in the transcripts.

how to fuck up a nice bike

put spoks on it

^That's Hippy's bike

Found photo;

is this for real? sackable offence.

^That's Hippy's bike

when did he become a hipster
i can actually picture him on that skidding his way round broadgate

I can't believe people actually buy these bogus cranksets

because those trainer look like fucking clown shoes, all colourful and massive that required people to walk in a funny angle with their shoulder skewed to one side.

see? clown shoes;

ed are you saying you wear* sensible shoes*?

how to fuck up a nice bike

put spoks on it
not keen on the gold either.

^ Christ. I like that.

ed are you saying you wear* sensible shoes*?

Yeah, apparently so.