Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

would wearing a kirin jersey make me look hip? or would it look like i had found my old pyjama top that amazingly still fitted me (if a bit tight under the arms)

Why shouldn't he have two AEROSPOKES? People can build their bikes however the hell they want.
At least he's not sad enough to give a f*ck about the stupid 'rules' that people on here seem to live by....you have to call it an 'arrospok'....you can only have one....your frame has to be an old school track bike which although it flexes all over the place,it stills ticks the right box on the 'hip list'...your parts have to be njs...or this seasons colour.
And as for how much or how far he rides it....again,who cares.
If i had earnt the money he has then i'd probably have all kinds of stuff that while i might not use as often as some people i still have the right to own...and still have a shitload of fun on the occasions that i do use them.
I had a 10" travel downhill bike that i used a fraction of the times i used my other bikes...but does that make all the fun times i had on it any less valid?

It's about time people on here stopped giving a f*ck about what everyone else is doing/saying/riding...and got on with doing their own thing.
Cos from where i'm standing some of you guys look a whole lot more retarded than any Aerospoke using,brooklyn riding,billionaire boys club wearing pop star does.
Now feel free to call each other up on your i-phones and go meet at whichever coffee shop you all hang out at and discuss which person you think is in need of rescuing from their own tastes and opinions next.

Scott not scot.

+1 Clones ;)

I like his Vans

i like the fact that i didnt even know who he was...

hes got glasses like garth algar.

I like his Vans

the popstar has vans? having more than one van is a bit excessive, i bet it's a custom mercedes vito sport-X

"Powered by a turbo-charged 3.0-litre V6 diesel engine, producing a massive 204bhp, the Sport-X can reach 60mph in just 8.3 seconds, and a maximum speed of 122mph."

if i were a popstar i would have a van like that. not 2 vans though that's just silly.

Trying to be funny fail

Trying to be funny fail

+1

i'm not trying to be funny. i can't help it if i like vans (fast ones that get you and your bikes to other parts of the country)

the popstar has vans? having more than one van is a bit excessive, i bet it's a custom mercedes vito sport-X

"Powered by a turbo-charged 3.0-litre V6 diesel engine, producing a massive 204bhp, the Sport-X can reach 60mph in just 8.3 seconds, and a maximum speed of 122mph."

if i were a popstar i would have a van like that. not 2 vans though that's just silly.

-1

i'm here for my own amusement. i couldn't give a fuck about yours.

Wooooooooaaaoooooooh! Who upset you dear?

who's upset? i'm not, i'm quite content. i won £100 on the premium bonds today :-)

who's upset? i'm not, i'm quite content. i won £100 on the premium bonds today :-)

Congratulations, don't spend it all in one place now...

Wish I'd won 100

who's upset? i'm not, i'm quite content. i won £100 on the premium bonds today :-)

Go and buy 3 pairs of Vans

Go and buy 3 Vans

What...3 of those Mercedes Vito Sport-X vans for £100, that's a bargain eh!!

just ordered these:

just ordered these:

LHD fail

left hand drive floormats fail.

bugger.

Hee hee, typing speed fail

i'm going to cut them up and make a disc wheel cover

i'm going to cut them up and make a disc wheel cover

+1 answer :D

although...I feel compelled to point out

Aerodynamic FAIL

this thread is fucked.

here's a really fuckin small monkey:

I can't believe that it being smal was the bit you pointed out. It's a VAMPIRE!

Right-ho then, back on track...Anti-porn
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