Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Change the bars an stem on the Goff...

Whats wrong with the bars and stem? The wheels and the saddle are the bad bit.

With some standard track bars and a 100mm stem it would look alright. Whats wrong with white rims and saddle?

cringe

I was riding fixed before the hipsters discovered them. I kept riding fixed when the hipsters started complaining that their culture was being stolen by the fashionistas. I'm still riding fixed now that celebritwats have got on board. I'll keep riding fixed after all of them have moved on to whatever becomes the next thing. No cringing required at any stage.

I was riding fixed in the womb

I was riding fixed when I was but a twinkle in my fathers eye.

I can say with certainty that I was riding fixed when I was just a spermatogonium, since my father didn't get his first geared bike until about 5 years after I was born.

Charge saddle could be alot nicer and i want all black wheels. Was considering pursuit bars but just rushed it together for the guinness ride. TT is 60 and i'm only 6'2 so it fits quite nicely with the 50mil stem.

i rode my fixed tourer across Pangea, fuck all y'all

i rode my fixed tourer across Pangea, fuck all y'all

Only reason pangea split is because i did a wicked rad mega skid over a fault line and pushed those plates apart

Not sure whether to put this in porn or in antiporn:

it's her bike

apart from the saddle I can see nothing wrong

twinkle in my fathers eye

spermatogonium

oooof, i like the sound of the first one so much better...

apart from the saddle I can see nothing wrong

drinks a pint of turps

new catch phrase pisti ?
did you pick it up froim your evertonian friends at the weekend

nice idea ... badly executed

new catch phrase pisti ?
did you pick it up froim your evertonian friends at the weekend

I never even went, just lying to make myself look a proper supporter

beckham with brakeless fixie without foot retention.

Don't worry, he's only pushing it - its just an accessory
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Like his two sets of glasses/shades

it's her bike

high five

and again.

i really really like that!
The frame that is...

needs risers

Whats wrong with the Rafael?

Its aerodynamishe! but not suitable for the road... obviously.

I'm actually genuinly annoyed at the Rafael. Some TT bars and it would be pure porn. Those wheels look the business. AX lightness 69's laced to.........FRM's?

needs risers

It's got risers, they're just turned round so they don't rise.