Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Funniest. Thing. Ever.

Ha ha ha, the cycling cap makes it! Amazing!

And the shoes too!

The policeman's expression is great too. Just add a red traffic light and some startled peds.

Oh, and as this is bike nazi thread, where's the seatpost you invisible double fail!

That red Bob Jackson, so close. Different bars/stem tyres and seatpost and it'd be amazing.

rubbish, that's piano wire tight.

Dunno, I think this pic from the same collection is "in situ"

but I could be wrong. If you look at the rest of the collection he doesn't look like the kind of knob who would make such a faux pas, but there is simply no way of telling from the original image. On the balance of probabilities, I give him the benefit of the doubt.

Is this ^ the bicycle version..............

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2103/2142981852_3009ab0667.jpg?v=0

.......of this?^

Bar spinzzzzzz

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surely that is not good for a brake cable?
i wasnt looking that hard..then saw your comment and looked, nearly fell off my chair

Bar spinzzzzzz

Right, what we'll do is, paint the bike like, mad bright colours. Coz that's what the youff identify with, I seen it the other weekend, there was loads of youffs dressed up in colours like that waiting to goto a discotheque or rave or somthing.
And then , wait you'll love this, we'll photograph it with some graffitti paint aerosol thingies coz the youffs can well identify with theat, doing something mad bad and rebellious yeah. It'll be awesome.

Noooooooooooooooooo.

It hurts, stop it please!

WTF's that hangin underneath the saddle?

Is it not an incendiary device in mid flight?

'Fire in the hole!'

Dear Japan.

Stop it, please dear god just STOP IT.

looks like a handle

Dear Japan.

Stop it, please dear god just STOP IT.

lol, they just have too much cash to be able to handle obviously

WTF's that hangin underneath the saddle?

An auxiliary grip. For your mum.

Is it not an incendiary device in mid flight?

'Fire in the hole!'

that is what i thought.

so badly want one of those front wheels..........sigh!

Classic. When we lived in Holland, my mum collected (i.e. had more than one) little dutch ceramics.

Good to know he's keeping the spirit alive.

There is so much wrongness represented here. The seatpost. The Delta on the rear. The spazzylever its attached to right under your knob. The risers. The small toys. Cockpuke.

I've never seen dutch ceramics with black tyres.

Went to all the effort to paint post, stays, saddle, rims, etc. and black tyres? I know white are a faux pas, but...