Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

http://www.jellybeanbikes.com.au/index.htm

I guess it could be porn or anti porn depending on the view...

yeah...what is going on with these handle bars? (i know..the rest is hideous too) ...

i think it's only for sake of showing the color, obviously chopped in at the wrong angle on purpose

http://www.jellybeanbikes.com.au/index.htm

I guess it could be porn or anti porn depending on the view...

WTF!!!!!

That looks like Unipak that rebranded to become Create is now becoming a JellyBean Bike!!! I hate those bikes!!!!!!!

nyquil, you seem to be doing the potty-mouth thing just for the sake of it. You need to be a little sharper and more subtle in your rambling confused posts.

DJ is a pretty nice chap, Im sure if you met in real life you would get along just fine. I feel this is purely a case of 'internet fail'.

yeah i agree. this is one of the only things i hate about forums...and that is you cant see what that person is really like. i know i can be a nugget on forums and it doesnt show my true personality and im sure the same goes for james.

It's not even a bike, just a bad photoshopped mockup

dont no if this is repost.. but feast your eyes on this.

good heavens that is so ugly it's hot, reminds me of helena bonham carter.

On a side note can people stop quoting this dancing james chap, i am fairly happy with him on ignore, shielded from his dull passive aggressive ramblings.

Must confess

was not even aware of jv

yeah i agree. this is one of the only things i hate about forums...and that is you cant see what that person is really like. i know i can be a nugget on forums and it doesnt show my true personality and im sure the same goes for james.

I'm just gutted you aren't a black gay 6'1 marine. Consider that beer in brum cancelled.

I'm just gutted you aren't a black gay 6'1 marine. Consider that beer in brum cancelled.
That made me laugh!

To be honest, it makes me sad, that in order to sound rough people pretend to be black.
Don't do that again, promise.

good heavens that is so ugly it's hot, reminds me of helena bonham carter. ...

Room with a view...

Now ...

Helena Bonham Carter is gorgeous.

+1

This is just becoming anti porn... Im grossed out.

I'm just gutted you aren't a black gay 6'1 marine. Consider that beer in brum cancelled.
lol. im sorry to disappoint

If you close your eyes, you can pretend!

yeah..if you buy me enough beer i can be whatever you want me to be ;)

roofies is cheaper

swaton, you have 5 bikes? This is a serious post, not a piss take. I would love to see a picture of 5 bikes in the bright colours! It would tingle my undeveloped artistic side... though i would think it wise not too! Just saying, Haters be hatin.. Take this post as you will

The message you sent me privately was cool. Then you go and publically post this. how many faces do you have. I think after this message I'm going to delete my account. It seems like some people live on this forum and have nothing better to do than spite venom at people they don't know or have even met. Its like some wird lynch mob. You made you guys judge and jury on what constitute a nice bike? Get over yourselves. Half of you only got into this whole fixed gear thing now that its somewhat fashionable. I've been around for a bit. That neon bike was given to me Benedict Radcliffe. One off the first he made, Then I got Andy Ellis from FGL to change the handle bars for me.

"Take this post as you will". Why! Dude I'm nice guy. But don't say stuff like that unless you mean it. If you wanna criticise please do it in person Then I can give it the response it deserves.

The message you sent me privately was cool. Then you go and publically post this. how many faces do you have. I think after this message I'm going to delete my account. It seems like some people live on this forum and have nothing better to do than spite venom at people they don't know or have even met. Its like some wird lynch mob. You made you guys judge and jury on what constitute a nice bike? Get over yourselves. Half of you only got into this whole fixed gear thing now that its somewhat fashionable. I've been around for a bit. That neon bike was given to me Benedict Radcliffe. One off the first he made, Then I got Andy Ellis from FGL to change the handle bars for me.

"Take this post as you will". Why! Dude I'm nice guy. But don't say stuff like that unless you mean it. If you wanna criticise please do it in person Then I can give it the response it deserves.

Swaton - I'm going to stand up and say I like your bike. If you're going to go for that why not go full out - good effort. I'm sure it/you have been praised on here before anyhow if I remember right. Rock that neon fella.

and you think you have the right to tell people what they can and can't say and what they can and can't do with public pictures on the internet? get over it.

Swaton, this is the "Bike Anti-Porn" thread. Of course people will spill loads of bile.
It doesn't mean they wouldn't have a go at the bike (except some really poor retarded builds).

Don't take it personally. Don't delete your account.

and you think you have the right to tell people what they can and can't say and what they can and can't do with public pictures on the internet? get over it.

I one post some one said " swaton seems to have more money than taste, how maney aero spokes does he need". Its goene from dissing the bike to dissing me. I mean what I choose to "waste" my money is surly not any body's concern. Especially people who have never spoken to me or know me.

We are suppose to be having fun riding not acting like bullies in the school play group picking on anyone who different. What with all this bike snobery???

Swaton, this is the "Bike Anti-Porn" thread. Of course people will spill loads of bile.
It doesn't mean they wouldn't have a go at the bike (except some really poor retarded builds).

Don't take it personally. Don't delete your account.

I haven't been here for too long, but has the number of instances in which a forum member has felt offended gone up, this year?

And like eei said: if it is in this thread, no, it most likely will not be praised. And if it is online, it is fair game. If we were to tread lightly around every possible picture or thing, well, it would not be the same place, now would it?