Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

you are truly a worthless cunt with fuck all going for you

On a second thought, this is what makes him so welcomed here.

its not as horrendous as some but it pretty bad, the slack chain, star struck saddel with teal sp and stem, with that orange and yellow paint work design.. ive just noticed what its called.

Yeah. I think it is totally horrendous, which means the whole, as such, is not out of the line -- it does not clash with anything. I guess you know what I am trying to say.

And yes: handsome it is.

I dunno. For some reason I am not offended, although the knog does irk me.

Don't be fooled by the shiny parts.

slack chain too

im 5 foot 11 and i really couldnt give a fuck or be bothered to come to london to entertain some stuck up gullible prick... you dont know me..

Come down to London. Come down to drinks. Repentance - the only way to salvation.
You pay for the ales, though.

I have just invented a new forum acronym from that Handsome: why does every other bike in the Fixie Universe have to have One White Deep V?

OWDV

anti-porn..

info here

Let's see

I wound you up to the point you sent me a threatening pm.

You then said you were going to flounce.

You then made up a load of bullshit about yourself in your keyboard warrior style. I have never had to hide behind such bullshit.

I did not fall for your bullshit but instead continued to antagonise until you had made yourslef look like a stupid fuck claiming to be a six inch black gay marine.

At no point did I believe any of it.

I still re read your pm to me for laughs, the teenage frustration when you howl "you ..." is fucking hilarious.

Join in the banter but physical threats of rape and damage from the Internet really make you appear an inept cunt.

jesus fuck me sideways. you dont give up. your like a little child who has to have the last word. you take things way far beyond the point of banter. there is no need to be as abusive as you are to people. it just shows me and every other reader you must be as mature as a fresh shit. i love piss taking and joking, but you dont seem to have the skill to understand how to piss take properly..so can we just give it a rest please you really are boring me.

You are going to spoil his anger management class when he sees it... Just sayin'

You are going to spoil his anger management class when he sees it... Just sayin'

im done with reading his shit now,. how do you put people on ignore?

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its ok, i found how

go to their profile > click user lists > put on ignore list.

DJs threads are like drugs, they make you puke but after a while you just can't wait for the next hit.

Instructions on the forum help section.

A better alternative is....

1. Visiting beers
   
2. Meeting people
   
3. Generally not taking stuff or yourself too seriously
   
4. Repeating to yourself - "it's only an internet forum about bikes, sort of"
   
   

If 1 and 2 are not an option, repeat steps 3 and 4.

Mature as fresh shit

finally you made me laugh with not at you

DJs threads are like drugs, they make you puke but after a while you just can't wait for the next hit.

How'd this all come to be?

I tried to find the source, but, I guess, failed miserably.

http://www.jellybeanbikes.com.au/index.htm

I guess it could be porn or anti porn depending on the view...

That only one of my bike collection current at 5 bikes. The one Benedict Radcliffe gave me.

Taste is a subjective thing every ones is different. I just happen to like load fucking colours. The whole point is to biuld a bike you like and have fun riding it. Not waste time making slagging people off for havig fun. I tempted to build a bike with all the best part you can buy. Than post a picture of it to see how long it take before the fault finders start posting and slagging it off.

Seen this monstrosity in the flesh around london fields area a few times and wow...just wow. It doesn't get much more anti.

the depressing thing is the amount of money spent on it. The last time i saw it, the owner was even carrying a third spok! How many do you need?!

Can you leave me alone PLEASE. I'll buy as many Spoke as I want. Just do your thing & let me do mine.

That only one of my bike collection current at 5 bikes.

Taste is a subjective thing every ones is different. I just happen to like load fucking colours. The whole point is to biuld a bike you like and have fun riding it. Not waste time making slagging people off for havig fun. I tempted to build a bike with all the best part you can buy. Than post a picture of it to see how long it take before the fault finders start posting and slagging it off.

I'm not sold personally, but open for discussion...

I tempted to build a bike with all the best part you can buy. Than post a picture of it to see how long it take before the fault finders start posting and slagging it off.

Tried it. Doesn't work.

The bottom line is - someone loves a girl, girl she ugly, post her picture regardless, surprised with critique and memes...

Make sweet love to the girl without asking the whole fucking world for approval - win. No silly comments, no stress.

jesus fuck me sideways. you dont give up. your like a little child who has to have the last word. you take things way far beyond the point of banter. there is no need to be as abusive as you are to people. it just shows me and every other reader you must be as mature as a fresh shit. i love piss taking and joking, but you dont seem to have the skill to understand how to piss take properly..so can we just give it a rest please you really are boring me.

nyquil, you seem to be doing the potty-mouth thing just for the sake of it. You need to be a little sharper and more subtle in your rambling confused posts.

DJ is a pretty nice chap, Im sure if you met in real life you would get along just fine. I feel this is purely a case of 'internet fail'.

personally, i think its that time of the month for the forum... He suggestion of putting someone whom he doesnt get along with online on ignore is a brilliant one. Problem over.

That only one of my bike collection current at 5 bikes. The one Benedict Radcliffe gave me.

Taste is a subjective thing every ones is different. I just happen to like load fucking colours. The whole point is to biuld a bike you like and have fun riding it. Not waste time making slagging people off for havig fun. I tempted to build a bike with all the best part you can buy. Than post a picture of it to see how long it take before the fault finders start posting and slagging it off.
swaton, you have 5 bikes? This is a serious post, not a piss take. I would love to see a picture of 5 bikes in the bright colours! It would tingle my undeveloped artistic side... though i would think it wise not too! Just saying, Haters be hatin.. Take this post as you will

@Swaton
I happen to think that MBK is a lovely frame. Your Dayglo parts aint my cupotea but all power to your elbow nevertheless. Enjoy riding it (and the other 4) and don't take things on this thread too seriously. Look what happened in tha last couple of pages!