Best thing said to you on a bike

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|³|MA3K [quote]JimboJones whenever I see foxtons C*nts in their C*nt minis I always start shouting "c*nt" at the top of my voice. If someone could create a "foxtons C*nt" sticker for their minis i would love it.

This is from a while back..

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Managed to track down the set btw:
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2004 - Something you should be telling us, Hippy?

I killed a few of their staff in 2004 and threatened to kill more if they didn't dedicate a car to me.

Different idea but I rode up alongside a guy on the Tour of the Hills. It was just as the road reaches a plateau in the middle of 'Horse Block Hollow' - the hill out of Ewhurst on the way to Shere. I slow for a couple of revs to breath (It is 21%) and the guy gives it 'You've blown haven't you!' with a grin all over his face. I'd had a breath or two by now so I smiled back and climbed the remainder at twice his speed............... I REALLY love that hill!

similar to tommy's, back in oz when i bumped the rear of a shitbox with my hand on the bars. the crazy russian owner checked the back of the car then chased me down the road and up the pavement yelling "I will fcuking kill you cnut, you damaged my car", probably repeated about, i don't know, 20 times :D

danDNA [quote]OCD [quote]|³|MA3K [quote]JimboJones whenever I see foxtons C*nts in their C*nt minis I always start shouting "c*nt" at the top of my voice. If someone could create a "foxtons C*nt" sticker for their minis i would love it.

This is from a while back..

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Managed to track down the set btw:
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something like this perhaps....

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Ha ha amazing nice one!!!

A guy I know over here once had some redneck in a truck yell "nice faggot bike" at him. But, this guys swears that there was a pause after "faggot," so it actually sounded like "nice faggot, bike!" Brilliant!

one time a guy issued a heartfelt death threat to me...coming through Chalk Farm I got honked for no reason that I could tell...then a couple roads down the guy went past me and swerved close to me...I caught up with him waiting at the lights just next to Camden Sainsburys and thumped his bonnet and then just rode off...the light was red, but he wheelspun through the red light, forcing traffic to stop...accelerated hard behind me, forced me on to the wrong side of the road and I had to swerve and dodge on coming traffic...if I hadn't gone on the other side, I just knew he would have knocked me off...I stopped in disbelief, heart thumping, and he stopped in the middle of the street...due to traffic he couldn't come over to my side and, red with rage he spat, 'Im going to fucking kill you' and then sped off....

unbelievable

FixUpLookSharp A guy I know over here once had some redneck in a truck yell "nice faggot bike" at him. But, this guys swears that there was a pause after "faggot," so it actually sounded like "nice faggot, bike!" Brilliant!

he meant to say "nice bike, faggot" but his brain power got the better of him.

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You touched his precious car. Certain people seem to consider this a worse crime than raping then murdering their loved ones. They are w*nkers.

I actually have had something nice said to me once: I was going full-on in the Hyde Park Corner tunnel, when a black cab slowed down next to me and the cabbie shouted "36!!" with a big smile and a thumb up...

you dont look that old

Kilometres or MPH?
years it took to grow a massive beard?

andyp
You touched his precious car. Certain people seem to consider this a worse crime than raping then murdering their loved ones. They are w*nkers.

You've all seen Pulp Fiction right?

I've had that from motobikers. You speed down some hill in Melbourne on the way to work and the moto guy/gal pulls up at the next lights and compliments you on whatever speed you got. Motos and cyclists seemed to get on better in Melbourne - both of us hated fsckheads in cars I guess. Here there's just as many fsckheads on motos/scooters. :(

maybe my poor grasp of the cockney accent made me misunderstand what he said... he might have meant "dirty seat" or "suck me dicks" or something similar

probably suck my dicks....

maida vale slight downhill then levelling out, saw the '30mph slow down' sign flash up but didn't think i was going that fast.
white van pulls up at the lights, window winds down.I now expect some sarcastic remark like 'your wheels are going round'.
instead i get "kinell mate 32mph!"
"wasn't really trying" was my reply.

actually this isn't the best thing said to me whilst on the bike, it has to be "shall we stop for a pint?"

I was out riding in Zurich a couple of days after I moved out there ten years ago. I'm in the middle of two lanes with the right hand lane filtering when the guy in a car behind me gets on his horn as he wants to get past. I look behind and he's gesticulating for me to move across so he can get past. I stick where I am as there is a right hand turn coming up and he's on the horn again. I give him a subtle finger, having just move from London, and he goes ballistic.

He dives up my inside and is hurling a load of invective at me through his open passenger window. The trouble is, he's speaking Swiss German so I don't understand a word of it. I smile and shrug which causes him to totally lose it. He roars away, pulls over, jumps out of the car and rushes out into the road to confront me. As I close in on him, I feint one way, he goes for it, so I swing the other way, go past him as he tries to hurl a punch and I gave him another finger then dive down a side street and away.

To this day I wish I'd stopped to find out why he was so incensed (cultural differences?, deep sexual frustration?) about a smile and a shrug. Except he might have kicked my head in before we got to that bit.

"If you have a problem, go and speak to the police over there across the road"

Back when I had to ride up Tottenham Ct Rd on my morning commute, there would always be buses waiting at the red light just before this ASL box which peds would always walk in to save precious seconds off their road crossing time.

One morning I'm pedalling hard to keep up with the traffic, the lights go red so I filter between the bus on the left and a van next to it on the right and skid very slightly to stop short in the ASL box and trackstand waiting for the lights to go green, as I usually did.

Some late middle aged guy is walking across the ASL box, nowhere particularly near me,but he's obviously startled by my emergence from the static traffic.

"You only stopped because it was a red light!" he yells.

I was lost for words.

h2o Back when I had to ride up Tottenham Ct Rd on my morning commute, there would always be buses waiting at the red light just before this ASL box which peds would always walk in to save precious seconds off their road crossing time.

One morning I'm pedalling hard to keep up with the traffic, the lights go red so I filter between the bus on the left and a van next to it on the right and skid very slightly to stop short in the ASL box and trackstand waiting for the lights to go green, as I usually did.

Some late middle aged guy is walking across the ASL box, nowhere particularly near me,but he's obviously startled by my emergence from the static traffic.

"You only stopped because it was a red light!" he yells.

I was lost for words.
haha! i had a similar thing with someone wandering across the ASL box as i approached and came to a hault she jumped and said "Its a red light idiot!" i should of thought of something more witty to say but i just yelled "fuck you y'old cow! im behind my line how about you stay behind yours!" ..not very gent like i know ..but she was an old cow.. Ha! i almost forgot about this one, some cnut crossing Tottenham crt rd txting or some sort of phone related activity, i was in the far right lane and made a point of yelling "LOOKOUT!" he turned and said "GET ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!" (for you that dont know Tottenham crt rd is a oneway st)

flying down a greek island on my racer quite a few years ago with a good tailwind and passing some guy on a motorbike who then told me i was doing over 65kmph and i sustained it

My wife, bless her, finishes work at around 930pm. I go to meet her on my bike and then walk her home. We live in San Francisco and, one night, she jumped on a handy bus to go up a steep hill for around 3 blocks, and I just rode up the hill. When the bus got to the top of the hill (about 30secs after me, with no stops - ha!), she got off and told me how a couple on the bus were 'ooooh'ing and 'ahhhh'ing over my superhuman efforts and the guy told his ladyfriend that I probably did that kind of thing all the time and I must be one of those hardcore messenger types and that we're all crazy. I'd been in the US for about six weeks at that time.