Don't bite your nails

Just don't trim too veneer!

do you reckon he likes to listen to a bit of Plank Sinatra, or maybe Body Holly

I'd ask him if I needed to borrow a fiber.

This thread has been pretty ENTertaining...

What are you MDFing talkin about?

i was a bit worried it would varnish without trace

we should ply a little harder

Don't mahogany limelight.

i am making a pledge to stay out of this now

i wonder if he floats.......when he goes to the beech?

jonny i am making a pledge to stay out of this now

maybe that's what he needs to spruce himself up a bit

this is all driftwooding off gorse...

do you think he's sycamore people knowin about his condition ya beat me to it BMMF

i wonder what his true love sent to him on the first day of christmas

No, he countersunk without a trees. Too late. Shoddy work - ingrained on my memory.

he's a big fan of this fella

We're whittling it down to the bottom of the barrel stuff now.

i wonder if his name is edward woodwood

No, it's Sandy Carver.

big daddy wayne he's a big fan of this fella

I'm sure he's seen The Wicker Man a couple of times.

he's looking to get a job in Special Branch

Has anybody twigged my earlier LOTR reference yet?

i guess he is a bit of a basket case

i blame the parents...