New Year's resolution

I can stop drinking whenever I want, but luckily in the UK I never have to.

That's a demi-alcoholic

Is that an alcoholic demi-god?

You called?

Well I was referring to demi as in half, so are you half a deity?

You've not seen his halo?

• become a fully qualified architect
  
• start my own thing
  
• side projects: think, make and sell
  
• show my girl the love she deserves
  
• explore
  
• make the most of family and friends
  
• get a cool watch
  

Demi-god means half deity anyway, no? I am modest enough to admit I am no full god.

Just half mast...er

Demi Moose?

Oops, I meant Moore...

I preferred the first one.

• become a fully qualified architect
  
• start my own thing
  
• side projects: think, make and sell
  
• show my girl the love she deserves
  
• explore
  
• make the most of family and friends
  
• get a cool watch
  

Crowd funding/investors needed?

^ Hmmm, it isn't easy when the nation's drug of choice is legal and so entwined with our social/family/religious/work lives.

So prohibition's the answer?

no, make the others legal obv.!

True DAT.

-Stop smoking anything before it gets into a habit.
-Cut out carbs.
-Get on the 'drome.

Doing reasonably well so far, sub 14 stone for once which is nice.

But addicted to crack.

Just can't get enough of it. Shit's real.

1) wear more hats

Surely, wearing one hat is optimal?

yeah but where do you go from one hat? 2 hats

Well, wouldn't you know it, it's nearly the end of the year - which means time for more new year's resolutions! How did you fare with this years, and what are your resolutions for 2014?

I didn't wear any hats

2014

a) wear at least one hat

Here's how I fared with 2013's resolutions:

In 2013 I will:

• wear more appropriate footwear
  I can't remember why I wrote this and whether I'd been wearing any massively inappropriate footwear at the end of december, but as I can't say I've upped my game in the footwear stakes I'm going to have to say that I failed here.
  
• practice my violin
  Epic fail, haven't been able to play properly since June when I tore ligaments in my hand.
  
• ride more, including on the track
  I went to track twice in the entire year but I did ride lots other than that.
  
  

In 2013 I am giving up:

• booze, for January at least
  Turns out I accidentally gave up booze permanently
  
• sex
  Epic fail.
  
  

Add to this my usual resolutions of painting my nails more often and making an effort to be on time for work, and I think that's enough to be getting on with.

In 2013 I'm gonna be more like pistanator

fail to be as much of a dick as i'd have liked

2014 aims:
1) photography 52, no common theme, just a pic a week.
2) ride the MTB more
3) drop 3 stone
4) start running
5) work harder

My resolution was a triple century, or failing that to be more like hippy.

I have successfully got fatter.