New Year's resolution

Be - Love - Ride

Get more blowjobs

Thanks for the incredibly creepy comment.

Is there two of you?

'Cos that'll cost more.

Thanks for the incredibly creepy comment.

You're welcome. I do these things so noone else has to.

I resolve to listen to moar Bob Dylan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nluiApeNWKI&feature=player_embedded

Why would anyone want to give up sex?

I give it up easily

Couple of watermelon Breezers...

Dale, Chainbraker, Pajamas, TS...
Fuck me, cheers Mark...

Well, being more like hippy can be my 2014 resolution.
Eat all of your flatmates, and then the sofa.

I give it up easily
2 years and going strong - where's my certificate?

I give it up easily

Couple of watermelon Breezers...

I can confrim this.

I resolve to meet people, to get some, and to drag myself out of a deep rut.

I will meet you in a pub this year. Bring breezers

Eat all of your flatmates, and then the sofa.
not sure i can agree to this one... I like that sofa

• More bike commuting
  
• More getting involved
  
• Less internet / telly
  
• Get a boob job
  

Htfu.

Be - Love - Ride

Gay

I will meet you in a pub this year. Bring breezers
Best offer of a date that I've had all year.

My 2013 will be about having MORE:

1. More fun and laughter
   
2. More weight and better health
   
3. More action and less talk
   
4. More cycling
   
5. More travel, to see family in Oz
   
6. More spiritual, emotional and (if 2 & 3 go well) professional growth
   
7. More time with those I love
   
8. More love
   
   

That should be enough to get on with.

If you deal with #2 honestly, seriously and stop kidding everyone that you're actually dealing with it then the rest will come perfectly naturally.

awaits barrage of neg rep

more cake needed

Eat all of your flatmates, and then the sofa.

Mmmm...flatmates!

Gay

Cunt

Heh!

Dry shampoo

like spraying febreeze on it. dirt is still there.