Tony Malone - Old Kent Road Cycles - his new venture?

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So typical. Get married, then discover she's a fruitcake. Just doesn't usually happen so quickly.

it'll only end in tiers...

then you can get divorce cake that looks like hersister, the one he thinks about on th wedding night.

it'll only end in tiers...

classic!

winston [quote]it'll only end in tiers...

classic![/quote]
hell yeah

i is on the hunt round the 'op shops' for some spectacularly bad material for ya big mummy smeear -

something with a bike motif perhaps [they're big on fabrics in Oz]

so surely we can send one person as a paid spy? £30 between all of us is not much at all.

yeah but then you've got to choose the 'lucky winner'

there will only be one person there.

his partner?

his mother?

the cleaner?

his ego?

his egos mother aka the cleaner?

Look, an update.
What a load of bollox.

i see colourtech are involved (crayford based painters/powdercoaters who do condor's paint)

-- Morpheus Advanced Bicycles aims to produce the worlds most advanced bicycle frames and components.
Our website will be online soon. --

Briliant !

Advanced meaning
"We have developed bicycles that are much lighter and easier to maintain then traditional 10 speed roadbikes. We call them "fixed gear" bicycles. Because of this "fixed gear" you are not able to coast and therefore don't need any brakes. Or anything else for that matter !

"fixed gear" is a Tm for the design and diversety group"

Sincerest regards, Tony Malony

that's a bad site.

and I don't mean Michael Jackson's kind of "bad" I mean good old Shite.

MrSmith i see colourtech are involved (crayford based painters/powdercoaters who do condor's paint)

do they realise association with that imbecile will only damage their reputation?

maybe someone will email them this thread...

"the world's most advanced bicycles"

Judging by the quality of his site design, it's not too hard to imagine dafoney's idea of an advanced bicycle is one with machine-guns and rocket-launchers. And maybe some fins and a huge booster rocket on the back.

asm "the world's most advanced bicycles"

Judging by the quality of his site design, it's not too hard to imagine dafoney's idea of an advanced bicycle is one with machine-guns and rocket-launchers. And maybe some fins and a huge booster rocket on the back.

Reminds me of this

RPM and I don't mean Michael Jackson's kind of "bad" I mean good old Shite.

hahahaa!

Genius.

Jos [quote]asm "the world's most advanced bicycles"

Judging by the quality of his site design, it's not too hard to imagine dafoney's idea of an advanced bicycle is one with machine-guns and rocket-launchers. And maybe some fins and a huge booster rocket on the back.

Reminds me of this[/quote]

I like the cruiser with the built in baseball bat holder. No car, van, bus, pedestrian, cyclist or animal would dare fuck with you if they saw you riding that. All it needs is a sign saying "no really, I will use it."

i would fuck with that. 100%