Jokes / Joke du jour!

Because your chernobylfallout

Fixed that for you

The original made me laugh more. It's all in the (fluffed) delivery.

It's all in the (fluffed) delivery.

That's what the director told me when I played a postman in a porno.

Was it a big part?

Not to start with but it grew as the project progressed.

Norfolk police have just raided a studio involved in the production of counterfeit works of art
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The raid took place in Fakenham

NASA have announced they plan to open an astronaut training centre in the town of Reading
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The complete lack of atmosphere will help their training no end

I have a sister who works for the gas board...

D'you wanna meter?

An electrician friend of mine has just started doing jobs again after shielding from covid
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They'd been working from ohm

Not bad at all Tim.

An electrician friend of mine is returning to work after illness

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They're currently on light duties

They are called 'fixtures' in the trade... 🙄

An electrician friend of mine has just started doing jobs again after shielding from covid

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They'd been working from ohm

Just stop now.

Freind of mine moving to an apartment he found while walking in Memphis

Great views apparently plus it's Cher of freehold

Jesus fucking christ

I'm not sure if you're joking or not. You know how that feels.

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

“Round?”

“Round.”

“Get a round.”

“I’ll get a round.”

I don’t get it.

The town Reading is shit.

It is, but it has a lovely atmosphere.
To make it a actual joke it should have said:
“NASA have announced they plan to open an astronaut training centre in Gipsy Hill”

Touché

“Artists are the Stormtroopers of gentrification” according to Grayson Perry maybe Gipsy Hill is an area to watch

A friend of mine has got a Halloween job making plastic Dracula figures
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There's just two of them in the factory so she's making every second count

Ha, ha, ha.

Sad news today for Reading's mayor David Stevens and his campaign to make Reading a city
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The leaders of all the existing 69 cities across the UK have promised to do all they can to prevent this happening to protect the ' city ' brand

That’s actually a very good plan by other cities.

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