Jokes / Joke du jour!

Is this going to turn into one of those chains of themed jokes? I firkin hope not.

Bar that one, I think we're in for a barrel of pub puns.

I'm meeting a meteorologist friend of mine for a drink tonight
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They've suggested we meet at the isobar

I'm meeting an osteopath friend of mine for a drink tonight

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They've suggested we meet at the lumbar

Gaaaaaaah

I'm meeting a right wing radio host for a drink tonight
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We're going to meet at the Rush Limbaugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Suxjb5RW-4

I'm meeting a friend of mine who suffers from anxiety and depression for a drink tonight
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We're going to bar biturates

I'm meeting a friend for a drink tonight to talk about the 44th president

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We're meeting at Bar ack Obama

I'm meeting my Muslim mate later to discuss whether beer or God is greater.

We're meeting at allahu akbar.

Meeting my shepherd mate tonight, he’s worried he’s starting to sound like his sheep.

Not sure where yet though, he just said the baa.

A cowboy walks into a frontier saloon and sits at the bar. After a few drinks in silence, the old timer sitting next to him turns and says: You come through the mountains, along the wooded path? Well I cut that path myself! Through rain and sleet and snow, but the ungrateful bastards ‘round here don’t call me Billy The Trailblazer now do they?

They drink a bit more in silence, then the old timer says: You see that wolf skin on that there wall? Well I tracked, killed and skinned that murderin’ son of a bitch myself! Shot him twice and still had to finish him with my knife when he pounced, nearly took off my left arm, but the ungrateful bastards ‘round here don’t call me Billy The Wolfslayer now do they?!

Another drink in silence. Old timer then says: You see this axe I’m carrying? Well I was given this by the Chief of the Pawnee Nation for brokering peace between our peoples. But the ungrateful bastards ‘round here don’t call me Billy The Peacemaker now do they!!
The old timer turns to his drink, slams it on the bar and exclames: But you fuck one sheep!

Edit- it’s come to my attention this joke may have originally taken place in a rural British pub. No cultural appropriation was intended and no sheep were harmed in the posting of this joke.

I'm meeting a rigid airship enthusiast friend of mine for a drink tonight
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We're meeting at the Zeppel Inn

I'm meeting a friend with a seemingly endless supply of thematic jokes for a drink tonight.
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We're meeting at the Bar Tim

I'm meeting a pickling enthusiast friend for a drink tonight
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We are going to meet at the Gherk Inn

nice one

Thank you mashton I hope all is well .....

In other news
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I'm meeting a tree surgeon friend of mine for a drink tonight
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We're meeting at the tim bar

I feel a bit rough after a pub crawl with my mate from Springfield.

We started at Bar Tsimpson, moved onto Ay caram bar, stopped by Bar Ofglowingspentradioactivematerial and finished at El bar to.

We've really lowered the bar.

I’ve arranged to see an old activist friend of mine who has had enough of ethical protesting and is going all-out to stop shit jokes on public forums.
We are meeting at the Packet Inn.

Bar humbug

It's world Philosophy day

I. Kant. Even.

I'm meeting a bus driver and amateur jockey friend of mine for a drink tonight
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We're going to the coach and horses

Yup... Still not funny

I've just seen a news report about someone being murdered with a pencil

Warning: may contain images of a graphite nature

Have they got any leads?