Jokes / Joke du jour!

Of fuck that's funny!!

I can't believe we drew with such a shit team.. I'm embarrassed to call myself Algerian

q. how many vuvuzelas does it take to change a light bulb
a. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

q. why did the vuvuzela cross the road
a. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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sound like a dangerous bunch to know those fixed gear bicycle riders

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ha, getting better.

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do you know any good ones about vuvuzelas ?

They're gay.

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wow old barry's come in with a bit of a bang
welcome sir
do you ride ( a bike ) or are you just a comedian ?

Gay minor, I mean.

ha!

Q: how do you get a man with no arm or legs across the freeway?

A: You take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way"...

@Horatio
hot stuff!

should have tagged it nsfw ffs

They're just men doing a job, Dicki. I know you city types don't like to get your hand dirty, but this is the real world where we actually have do work for a living.*

*this may or may not be applicable to what I do for a living.

male mud wrestling is not a real job

looks like you could easily break your collarbone doing that kind of work.

hot minors ^

In other news, the England football team visited an orphanage in Soweto today. "It was great to be able to put a smile on the faces of people without hope," said Mbutto, aged six.

male mud wrestling is not a real job

Fucking is.