Jokes / Joke du jour!

Russia’s first Coronavirus victim
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Ivor Nasdichestikov

Feefiphobia

Stolen.

I love this.

My neighbours wife called me a looker.......she used the word voyeur, but I know what she meant !

Two prawns dancing at a seafood disco, one gets his coat, says to the other, I’ve pulled a muscle.

Our home wireless networks are

WiFee
WiFi
WiFo
WiFum

True story.

We also have WiFront ....

Y no mesh wifi?

Then Where's the joke?

Had a job selling blindfolds. Had to quit as I couldn’t see my self in it

Could you see yourself polishing mirrors?

Plenty of time to reflect on his choice of job if he took it. He might take a shine to it or see things the other way.

Haha.

Darth Vader: kazoo noise
Moff Tarkin: Someone put a kazoo in your face mask while you were sleeping?
Darth Vader: sad kazoo noise

What's a kazoo? And why should that be funny?

sad kazoo noise

Your a kazoo

You’re

@ChainBreaker imagine a mini version of a vuvuzela.. that’s what we in Britain had for self entertainment in the 70’s

Sounds mini shit... Or they're just shit... Just like their bigger version.

. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULXcDvhHG7k

Epic tune.

This
popped up earlier . It's the way you tell'em

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the swanee kazoo round from i'm sorry i haven't a clue
quality entertainment

swanee whistles > kazoos