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That should appeal to anyone with a lambda sensor humour

Pipe down or you'll start a pun-off.

I bet his boss was fuming when he handed in his notice.

Time for silencer these puns will get out of hand.

Though turbo honest I quite enjoy them.

I'm sure there will be manifold replies

Tee-hee (muffled appreciation).

This battery of puns has left me tyred, nay, exhausted. Give it a brake. Be Kwik, Fit in a real joke....please!!!

Anything in particulate you'd like ?

As long as it's clean......

Exhaust puns are manifold.

I've never understood why modern exhaust pipes are so quiet. It's baffling.

The exhaust puns are driving me catalytic with rage. They're obNOXious.

It's a good crack.....

Can someone Inject some comedy in here before another fuel starts making these tyresome puns?

Yeah - breathe some life into it.

I'm intercooler things than puns these days.

This joke thread is just getting piston.

We need to inject some real jokes to put the spark back, or maybe just pull the plug.

Distributor few jokes around then if you can't stand the high tension. Lead by example.

Did lol

Ok time for a ' clean ' sweep
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Did you hear about the cleaner with anger management issues
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He always carried a knuckle duster

A mate of mine said "I like Beyoncé"
I said "Well whatever floats your boat"
He said "No, that's buoyancy"

Loved that track....'If I were a buoy.'

Well, if you liked it you should have put a (life) ring on it.

Went down the sperm clinic and the nurse asked if I wanted to masturbate in the cup, I said "I'm good, but I'm not ready for competitions".