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Let's raise a toast to this thread!

It's not choux its me...

I'm baked...

Probably batter if I stop...

Dozen knead to be like this...

Prove yourselves...

Iced stollen it dough...

You don't raise* that potato waffles are not the original article? Although a waffle is batter not dough.

*This post kneaded that.

Sorry, feel a bit mean now. Please don't leavened. I've been a bit of a soda.

I wasn't going to rise to it...

This thread has really enriched the last day.

Yes it's pretzel all the right buttons for me

you can't just post the same fucken pun over and over, you cockarses...

Yeah. It's getting a bit crusty for me too.

ftfy

you can't just post the same fucken bun over and over, you cockarses...

It's been quantity>quality for a couple of pages now - we could really do with a good dosa fresh material, to be honest

The great forum pun-off.

Sorry I haven't contributed yet...obviously a late bloomer.

there should be some sort of roti

You think it's scone downhill?

For me it just gets butter.

Late flouring is no excuse for triggering some sort of meta-pun subset topic.

Apologies, it was a ka'ak excuse.

It's ok - bread jokes oven don't hit the spot, but flower jokes are a perennial favourite