West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/8

OK, fine, quickly shower skies, get this nonsense over with. I want a clear ride in and out of wests!

My will is greater than the weather...

Today it's 5 years to the day I arrived in this shithole fab city.

223 years ago on this day, the first convict ships left Portsmouth bound for Australialand.

What does this mean for Wests? Fuck all. But I'm due 5 pints or 5 bottles or 5 grams or something.

5 hugs it it then!!!

he won't turn up anyways

5 thrusts from me

he won't turn up anyways

I've been heading to a different pub each week.. I just never pick the right one :P

Wheres the sun gone?!?!

Come out you fucker!!! I am not (lie) riding in the rain! I am forcing you to come out you bastard!

I am close to the pub. It is bright and sorta sunny here. all good.

Alien, please can you keep it that way. We will be riding from about 530 and gaurenteed to get lost on the way in so will be there at around 8ish.

I've been heading to a different pub each week.. I just never pick the right one :P

HA! and you even edit this title every week :)

What time do they serve food til..?

half nine-ish but i think they were a bit flexi on that last week

Perfect. I will be down for some late grub and beer.

Will try to appear would like to chat to tanya if I get the time.

I'll be in the car.

right this week the ship.

Will try to appear would like to chat to tanya if I get the time.

I'll be in the car.

I'll be in the house

I should be in too*

Need to:

• pick up a replacement wheel from that saffa bloke
  
• show off my gears
  
• give hippy 5 inches
  
  

*if they let me out of work anytime soon.

So, 5 hugs, 5 thrusts, 5 inches so far.

That's 5 fingers from me then.

I'll be in the house

Its about your boyfriend and his iphone app. So might be better to talk to him. That is an epic fail on my part.

Its about your boyfriend and his iphone app. So might be better to talk to him. That is an epic fail on my part.

Was only kidding. I will be at the pub but Marco wont. You can email him on hello@spiritapp.com if you are looking for some advice etc. or send me a PM and I'll pass it on ;)

So, 5 hugs, 5 thrusts, 5 inches so far.

That's 5 fingers from me then.

I'll give him 5 minutes. Although I've heard he only needs 1.

If it's about the ice skating giraffe idea you can piss off, that's my 10% Raf

If it's about the ice skating giraffe idea you can piss off, that's my 10% Raf

Don't worry. The iceskating giraffe idea is still on the list. Albeit rather further down the list than you might like to think.....

If it's about the ice skating giraffe idea you can piss off, that's my 10% Raf

its ice skating giraffe dating service.

I've got this new idea T4:

It's a parody of scrabble but you have to make rude words, the ruder the word the more points. Also it has pictures of boobies in it