West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

really??? FUXED!!!
someone on wests better be ready to rub us dry and feed us soup

Buy me a pint of something and I'll do anything.

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means nothing to me

Buy me a pint of something and I'll do anything.

cheapest date yet!

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Too complicated. I've got an iPhone app for that. And it says... let me see... Oh, rain. Shit.

I don't agree with my initial forecast- between 12 and 24hrs the low pressure is tending to high, which corresponds often, but not always, with fine, fair weather.
The Isobars are not stacked up so that means calm, an occluded front fizzles out over Cornwall and the front being pushed in by the low pressure system over Iceland won't hit for a while.
So I'd say tending fair.
yup...

Henry

The Sword of Omens says it will be raining...

..beer

The Sword of Omens says it will be raining...

..beer

When someone tells a joke and you can't contain yourself?

weather forecaster

its mostly bollocks, so you might as well know how to do it yourself-
plus I've worked as a sailing instructor, and a ski patroller, and both of those had intensive weather courses, which thankfully, I've mostly forgotten.

Buy me a pint of something and I'll do anything.

I knew a girl like that once. She could take the chrome off an exhaust pipe!

Yep, did bit of sailing too, but don't remember much apart from the names of clouds and few obvious things about low and high pressure.

Out...

of London, may be back, may not. Who fucking cares anyway eh?

And who are you?

Yeah, who fucking cares.

out. i is have date woooo

im (provisionally) IN!

haven't been to Wests in an age. If I can get all my shit done tomorrow, this will be the start of a long and boozy weekend.

Nice one, fam...

its sunny people!!!

but its always sunny in the morn and crap later...

come on sun!!!

out. i is have date woooo

lulz, we'll see you before the end of the night.

:O harsh...

hahaha, the "i'm just going to the loo" get-out clause :)

Is it a blind date? If so and it looks like it's going wonky then get someone to call you using the pre-arranged "I've got to go, dire emergency" routine and then you can visit Wests! Problem solved and you can thank me later.

Bring him to Wests for Guiness and a scotch egg.

Wheres the sun gone?!?!

Come out you fucker!!! I am not (lie) riding in the rain! I am forcing you to come out you bastard!