Spotted...

Dozens of FG / SS bikes (and 1 Chopper) in Fallon hipster-media-branding folk office. From unipack upwards, but a disappointing lack of true HHSB bling.

Todays anecdote:

Years back my mates ex girlfriend and her mate got paid £3k each to go to a hotel room and shit on a load of naked Japanese businessmen
Beforehand, they had to eat nothing but honey and almonds for a week to clear out all the toxins and make the shite taste better!

wanks on cock

Ha! Us westies get thrown a bone for once ;)

Lived in W11 and SW3 for 15 years... Quite a high fucking cunt count up that way too... Nothing close to north, east and north east tho'... South is bliss by comparison... Apart from Barnes, Clapham, Battersea and most of Wandsworth...

Lived in W11 and SW3 for 15 years... Quite a high fucking cunt count up that way too... Nothing close to north, east and north east tho'... South is bliss by comparison... Apart from Barnes, Clapham, Battersea and most of Wandsworth...

So basically Brixton, Peckham, Camberwell, Herne Hill/Dulwich are the only decent places in the whole of London? ;-)

I can only apologise on behalf of all nice couriers. What did she look like, apart from her vagina?

"Sorry... missed it!"

Any cups involved?

Dunno, what, you mean to knock up one of these?!

So basically Brixton, Peckham, Camberwell, Herne Hill/Dulwich are the only decent places in the whole of London? ;-)

exactly.

Lived in W11 and SW3 for 15 years... Quite a high fucking cunt count up that way too... Nothing close to north, east and north east tho'... South is bliss by comparison... Apart from Barnes, Clapham, Battersea and most of Wandsworth...
You forgot Balham (well Balham since Smileys caff closed)...The bit of west London I live in people are so posh that they are quite nice but clearly completely different to 99% of the rest of the population, so as to keep themselves to themselves. You know, blokes who wear corduroy and brown suede loafers.

I was in Notting Hill last week for the first time in years and the clichés are rife! People do actually say 'Yaaah' instead of yes/yeah

I also remember years ago, was at my mates in Peckham in the summer. Just bought a Magnum for 80p, few hours later we were in Notting Hill and I bought another and put a pound on the counter expecting change, she looked up and said "It's £1.20". "Hang on, I bought one for 80p a few hours back in Peckham" to which I got the ever so wanky response of "You're in Notting Hill now"

saw some dude on a semi stealth machine outside subway on upper st martins lane about 6:00 last night. had a front tri spok and an ally aeroish frame.
he looked lost and/or confused.

So basically Brixton, Peckham, Camberwell, Herne Hill/Dulwich are the only decent places in the whole of London? ;-)

Scratch Dulwich, and Mouse quite rightly points out that Balham's full of cunts as well... It's becoming increasingly difficult to live in a cunt-free area...

Any cups involved?

Blurgh, I thought everyone had grown out of that by now..

She was a shaven-haired lez, yes. I should have confronted her but I didn't want to spill beer on my Rapha™ Sportswool™ long-sleeve Jersey™... ;)

I'm guessing you were drinking in Blush. If it's the woman I am thinking of she rides an OTP white Dolan and enjoys letting people know she is a real fixed courier messenging rider and that nobody else has a right to ride a fixie wheeled cycling bike.

Balham is well cunty. They even have a Sunday farmers market there now!! So does fuckin Streatham outside the Odeon!!

I'm guessing you were drinking in Blush. If it's the woman I am thinking of she rides an OTP white Dolan and enjoys letting people know she is a real fixed courier messenging rider and that nobody else has a right to ride a fixie wheeled cycling bike.

She sounds very confused

I live right in the middle of Shoreditch, and weirdly, the cunt levels are so off the scale, it's become knowingly twatty and that kind of makes it ok.

I'm guessing you were drinking in Blush. If it's the woman I am thinking of she rides an OTP white Dolan and enjoys letting people know she is a real fixed courier messenging rider and that nobody else has a right to ride a fixie wheeled cycling bike.

I think we need to action the *PushOver&PissOnFaceSquad*™ immediately...

I think we need to action the *PushOver&PissOnFaceSquad*™ immediately...

Let's all cycle up there over the weekend and bomb it up and down Church St, then if we spot her, slice her throat

I'm guessing you were drinking in Blush. If it's the woman I am thinking of she rides an OTP white Dolan and enjoys letting people know she is a real fixed courier messenging rider and that nobody else has a right to ride a fixie wheeled cycling bike.

Hmm, interesting, so she's known? I was actually just riding past on the way to a pals, beggars belief.

Let's all cycle up there over the weekend and bomb it up and down Church St, then if we spot her, slice her throat

Murder's too good for her, humiliation's the best medicine... And so began the Fakenger/Realenger Wars...

I live (edit: very close) to the bar in question, but so far have managed to avoid too much grief. Probably just scrape through on the basis that she wouldn't be seen dead with 'tache bars. She did try to chat up my girlfriend though, saying that her (my girlfriends) dutch bike is 'well sexy'.

wow she sounds like a right treasure.

you should have said "why the fuck would i want to be a courier?"

Saw a guy get off the train, at surbiton station this evening, at about quarter past 6 ish, with a rather nice green B.J. with very fetching brown leather grip taped drops, definitely caught you checkin' out my bike as I came down the steps.

What a lazy man. Taking the train to Surbiton!

Does all of this mean that if I really want to be a fakenger, all I have to do is to dress up like a lesbian and be rude to strangers?

Sounds a lot more fun than I thought it would be.