Spotted...

mikec this morning riding in front of me across the intersection before Old St. roundabout.

Someone this morning with a trispoke rear wheel.

Rider Down: Corner Uxbridge and Askew Rds.
He was upright and ambo was on scene. Lots of blood from his head. Red road bike. Ouch

Shinscar with GT , Monmouth esspresso fixing 07.40am. Nice to meet you. FE

Aldgate 9:30 am. Ginger lady; black fixed wheel bike; black and white check skirt; purple tights.

gracechurch st about 0800 this morning, northhipstervillebound, dude on a nice copper(?) coloured frame that had PERRY(?) on it. nice bike that. i was waiting to get across the street aiming to hit the showers

Last night walking through Camden Slaytanic and his arrospok walking through Camden,
would have acknowledged him but brain wasn't functioning.

A lovely 'Cooooeeee' from a cheery Hops as we crossed each other on Bermondsey St this morning, you lifted my grumps after an altercation with a knobend bus driver in Stockwell

Practically a peloton of fixed/SS riders on Brixton Road this morning! Some rad dude on a fluoro SS with tensioner (front bake only! Slow down, my friend), dude who looked a bit like claus on a BLB type tarck, tall dude on a metallic green conversion, pink Edwardes girl (BTW Cheer up, darlin'... You are trying waaaay too hard), another guy riding a black stickered (again only one brake, I think) SS... Absolutely loads!

I must ride different times to you Joe as I **never **see anyone at the moment. They have filled in that crater / pothole on Stockwell / Landor Road traffic lights.

(oh, but some bloke on a 'camel' coloured track bike, pink hoodie and front spok on Brixton Road last week).

I always see that pink Edwardes doris, think she lives off Brixton Hill, Josephine Ave way - true, she always looks miserable as fuck and cycles at about 3mph

I spotted Monsieur Vello last night, and this morning, on his awesy black and gold Holdworth. Nice little saunter in this morning.

Wrong thread..

Shinscar with GT , Monmouth esspresso fixing 07.40am. Nice to meet you. FE

yep nice one eddy... might tag along for one of the T night rides.

coffee the only way to start the morning!

Some bint outside a pub last night in Stoke Newington.

"Oi mate, are you a courier?"
"No, why, do you need something taken someplace?"
"Well I'm a courier, and you look like one of the pretentious ones, fuck you!"

Pretentious ones? What does that even mean? Massive, massive cunt.

Hope you pushed her over?

Some bint outside a pub last night in Stoke Newington.

"Oi mate, are you a courier?"
"No, why, do you need something taken someplace?"
"Well I'm a courier, and you look like one of the pretentious ones, fuck you!"

Pretentious ones? What does that even mean? Massive, massive cunt.

London (mainly the north/north east/east, interestingly) is full of fucking cunts like that... Hate... Hate... Hate...

Hope you pushed her over?

The pissed on her face...

I would have shown her a bollock.

She would have liked that, probably a lezza, full of em up that way!

London (mainly the north/north east/east, interestingly) is full of fucking cunts
Ha! Us westies get thrown a bone for once ;)

Some bint outside a pub last night in Stoke Newington.

"Oi mate, are you a courier?"
"No, why, do you need something taken someplace?"
"Well I'm a courier, and you look like one of the pretentious ones, fuck you!"

Pretentious ones? What does that even mean? Massive, massive cunt.

did you not puke on your cock?

Some bint outside a pub last night in Stoke Newington.

"Oi mate, are you a courier?"
"No, why, do you need something taken someplace?"
"Well I'm a courier, and you look like one of the pretentious ones, fuck you!"

Pretentious ones? What does that even mean? Massive, massive cunt.

I can only apologise on behalf of all nice couriers. What did she look like, apart from her vagina?

Todays anecdote:

Years back my mates ex girlfriend and her mate got paid £3k each to go to a hotel room and shit on a load of naked Japanese businessmen
Beforehand, they had to eat nothing but honey and almonds for a week to clear out all the toxins and make the shite taste better!

don't leave us hanging

She was a shaven-haired lez, yes. I should have confronted her but I didn't want to spill beer on my Rapha™ Sportswool™ long-sleeve Jersey™... ;)