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  • Can you guys put a donk on it, please?

    ftfy

  • Shinkuu Kiss on the beautiful pink steed just now on Camden High St?
    Would have Das'ed but I was in a mesmerised daze and you had already done one.
    Swish

  • ^that bike... so lush.

    You all stood around and took pictures?

  • forum ride...

  • Ah. I thought you'd captured the greater spotted fixeh rider in a mating ritual.

  • ^^^^
    yo!

    Just running some errands, doing some shopping, so obviously needed to take out the lo pro aerobars and all.

  • but you have a hhsbasket shopper for shopping!

  • tbh I still haven't bothered to clean the chain after taking it round the cyclocross course after Muddy Hell.

  • hhstrolley shopper on a cyclocross course? Sounds lotsa fun.

    It's important to look good en route to Sainsbo's

  • Walkenger Wools kicked by a blonde lady near London Bridge at 23:00.

    I think I remember this happening.

  • Ninja spot of Orko42, again! This time I was inside Duke of Wellington.

  • Yesterday evening before 18.00h on Liverpool Road going North unknown with lfgss cap and fixie bike?

  • Ninja spot of Orko42, again! This time I was inside Duke of Wellington.

    Those Ninja's are like Sniper Badgers, you just never spot them back!!

  • Not sure wether she's on here, or maybe friend, or boyf, but to the Lady that crashed just off Elmore Road - I hope you're okay, yes I was the loon who asked if you were okay - You said thankyou a million times....... Hope you got where you were going all safe n sound

  • I've searched the search and cant find the answer, also I'm not smart enough to work it out, what does DAS mean. Thanks

  • dont ask strangers

  • Definitely Ask Strangers

  • ^&^^

    don't act smartarsey

  • ^
    Do Apprehend Smartarsey-anti-types

  • I've searched the search and cant find the answer, also I'm not smart enough to work it out, what does DAS mean. Thanks

    The answer is under your mouse pointer...

  • Helmeted dude with a black T-Level bag with something wrapped in a green plastic bag sticking out the top on a black geared bike, doing a sweet gearstand on Shaftbury Avenue/New Oxford Street at about 7. Was either giving me 'on here?' looks or 'why are you staring at my bike' looks.

  • Hope it wasn't the dude who took your pic at the Rapha cyclocross!

  • someone with a new looking track frame strapped to their bag cycling around hammersmith gyratory this evening

  • Guy on a yellow single-speed Schwinn Madison with bullhorns, on Warwick Road and then Holland Road, this morning. See him on that route every so often. Remember him because he's always a) very unhappy about being overtaken, b) desperately keen to catch up, c) really rather slow and d) prone to the stupidest and most dangerous RLJ moves across very busy roads (like the junction of Warwick Road and West Cromwell road) in attempts to get ahead.

    Anyway, he repeated that pattern without fail, this morning. Having left him behind again, I was spinning toward Holland Park roundabout when I realised my left-hand drop was moving - mostly independently of the rest of the bike. This caused me to slow down some, to consider. As it dawned on me that the left half of my drops was close to falling off, yellow Madison guy appears at my shoulder, giving it his all to the extent that his bike is shaking rather more than mine. "Fuck this!", I thought, damned if I was going to allow the minor problem of a disintegrating bike to stop me from twatting a twat. So I gripped the right drop firmly, the left drop just firm enough to hold it in place, and spun off into the distance - at which point he actually started swearing loudly. I was tempted to pull the left drop off entirely and wave it over my head, but wasn't quite that stupid.

    If you're on here and still determined to get ahead, learn to ride faster and less like a dick. I'm less dangerous with half my handlebars missing than you are with a fully functioning bike.

    And I found out why my handlebars were creaking. Bonus.
    Repped for both managing to stay alive, and for triumphing over this dangerous but dim RLJing twat who gives commuter racing a bad rep.

  • I've searched the search and cant find the answer, also I'm not smart enough to work it out, what does DAS mean. Thanks

    The answer is under your mouse pointer...

    Drag-and-scroll

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