Spotted...

Which one of you mad men was it on the yellow fuji track this morning riding in just jeans and a white t-shirt up tooting high road?

you looked a bit like a surfer dude from australia but i can only assume you're actually northern to be rocking that outfit in this weather.

Black curly hair?

Saw a guy on Hyde Rd, single speed, moustache bars with clip-on TT bars, what on earth.

Black curly hair?

long dirty blonde hair

I saw a guy in a car waiting at a red take a trombone off the seat next to him and do what I assume to be a sad trombone noise through his open window at a cyclist that was passing him on the right.

I'm just going to go right ahead and choose to believe that this happened, because it's made my morning if so.

A wom and a blur. A ginger blur, nothing more. The man wanted his sausage battered.

Ooh kinky.

Actually the sausage supper is a filthy pleasure, tho it does frighten those of a delicate disposition.

Spoke to a chap at King's Cross this morning who was riding a very nice Colnago Dream Pista. Hi!

I saw a guy in a car waiting at a red take a trombone off the seat next to him and do what I assume to be a sad trombone noise through his open window at a cyclist that was passing him on the right.

Wow! Where?! I would happily take a massive detour to work to see sad trombone man.

I saw a truck with HatsGroup on the side, hats, when did you start a group?

A wom and a blur. A ginger blur, nothing more. The man wanted his battered sausage.

I need more wom in my life. I'm going wheel shopping.

I also need more battered sausage in my life.

Blue and White Harry Quinn single speed. Nice quiff

I saw a truck with HatsGroup on the side, hats, when did you start a group?

I’m the manager of a boyband, did I not tell you?

I told you I'm an o.g. gangsta rapper not a boyband singer Hats.

@hats: And your useless assistant didn't quite make the cut, but you felt sorry for him?

This was me. Will stick around for a longer chat next time.

Belated spot. Last Wed, battling against the wind down the A200 from Rotherhithe to Greenwich. Nice chap on track bike begins conversation at Surrey Quays:

Nice chap: "Windy!!"
Me: "Yes, windy"
NC: "I need to put on my winter gear"
Me: "You look pretty wrapped up to me"
NC: "Nah, I mean my winter gearing, change my cog"
Me: "Ohhhhhhhh"

I told you I'm an o.g. gangsta rapper not a boyband singer Hats.

You didn't even make the shortlist. I've been trying to think of a nice way to let you know but I figured the internet is as good a place as any.

@hats: And your useless assistant didn't quite make the cut, but you felt sorry for him?

I might sign him up for next year's X factor.

For public humiliation purposes?

you didn't even make the shortlist. I've been trying to think of a nice way to let you know but i figured the internet is as good a place as any.

dtm

Your singing is dead to me.

Can you guys put a lid on it, please?

I'm just going to go right ahead and choose to believe that this happened, because it's made my morning if so.

Wow! Where?! I would happily take a massive detour to work to see sad trombone man.

Swear to god. It was at the lights outside that French pub where Kennington Road joins Kennington Lane, heading towards Elephant and Castle. I have no idea what the cyclist did to deserve a sad trombone (he wasn't jumping the light or anything, they were about three or four cars back in the queue), I just saw the trombone coming out the car window and the cyclist looking back in bafflement as he went past.

I need more wom in my life. I'm going wheel shopping.

I also need more battered sausage in my life.

I has Arrospok for you.

Spoke to a chap at King's Cross this morning who was riding a very nice Colnago Dream Pista. Hi!

A pleasure to meet you!

^that bike... so lush.

opp kaffeine?

A pleasure to meet you!

Likewise, was in a bit of a hurry otherwise I'd have stopped to chat a bit longer.

^^ I want one.