Spotted...

Followed a pink cycling cap and skirt wearing courierette from Westminster Bridge down Whitehall this morning, hello to you.

Then at Tottenham Court Road I pursed lips as if blowing a kiss with a ginger bearded, grizzly looking bloke who I think was on a Dolan. I have no idea what that was about but I liked it.

Crazy god worshipper this morning on the train.

So I am on the train, limping, finding a seat next to this nigerian lady, sitting down hurts, so I grimmace
She's like: "are you alright?"
I'm like: "Yeah, no worries, just my knee, on the way to hospital"
Quiet.
Train pulls in, people leave.
She's like: "what's your name?"
me: "Pascal"
She goes: "Pascal, do you want me to touch the leg so jesus can heal it?"
I'm struggling not to laugh
"I doubt it, but go on then"
"Jesus, lord in heaven, heal his leg right now"
... goes on for like 2 minutes
Finally we get off the train.
I am still limping.
She's walking besides me, pointing at my leg like Luke Starwalker "Heal him, Lord, Almighty!"
I ask her where she works.
"Guys and Str Thomas"
I am thinking to myself "Not as a doctor for sure!!!!"
she's like "In HR..."
phewwwwww

Hah hah! I'll have to ask my friend if they know of a religious Nigerian women who work in HR, I wonder if she tried to heal patient too...

She was sweet, but clearly a little less bible and a little more common sense would be good.

I'm more worried about your sanity, letting randoms touch you up on the train..

Have you been skipping again, Pascal?

Kanye west was at my uni on wednesday, im not sure why.

Late registration?

6pt: No, still the same ailment ... have a nice pair of crutches now, shouldn't put weight on me left etc ...

Hippy: Well, I knew what was coming, the little lady was reading her bible with a yellow maker pen. I think it's important to let them act out their insanities and demonstrate that it doesn't help just because they believe in it.

^^ strong

Crazy god worshipper this morning on the train.

So I am on the train, limping, finding a seat next to this nigerian lady, sitting down hurts, so I grimmace
She's like: "are you alright?"
I'm like: "Yeah, no worries, just my knee, on the way to hospital"
Quiet.
Train pulls in, people leave.
She's like: "what's your name?"
me: "Pascal"
She goes: "Pascal, do you want me to touch the leg so jesus can heal it?"
I'm struggling not to laugh
"I doubt it, but go on then"
"Jesus, lord in heaven, heal his leg right now"
... goes on for like 2 minutes
Finally we get off the train.
I am still limping.
She's walking besides me, pointing at my leg like Luke Starwalker "Heal him, Lord, Almighty!"
I ask her where she works.
"Guys and Str Thomas"
I am thinking to myself "Not as a doctor for sure!!!!"
she's like "In HR..."
phewwwwww

You must have some powers of your own, knowing she was from Nigeria before you even spoke.

Maybe if Jesus couldn't heal you then God can, go straight to the top man, I say. Boss's sons are notoriously lazy and workshy twats

But RPM, the account was written after they spoke, so.....

Kanye west was at my uni on wednesday, im not sure why.

He was in for an interview because he has applied to do a fashion ma. ill try and do the cross college elective with him next year!

Where at? St Martins? Thats funny as everything he ever does get publicized everywhere but that's under the radar.

Are you actually serious? That is the story of the Gods.

Peaches Geldof was going to be on the same course as my housemate but she didn't go to my uni in the end.

He really needs to do a fashion MA, he needs all the help he can get.

Peaches Geldof was going to be on the same course as my housemate but she didn't go to my uni in the end.

Sorry man but.....

...COOL STORY BRO!

hahaha, nice.

That is the story of the Gods.

True.

Paging art school owl meme, you are needed in this thread ASAP

He was in for an interview because he has applied to do a fashion ma. ill try and do the cross college elective with him next year!

fashion tutors are mean. do you think he can cope?

I can see in a work crit half way through the tutors feedback hes gonna burst out with,
"imma let you finish, but that piece of the design was the best piece ever" taylor swift style

ha ha ha ha

Apparently he's applying fow womenswear according to my friend?!

*for