Spotted...

An lfgss cap hiding under a helmet of a guy on a black fixed bike heading up to borough from e&c

Red steel Langster being ridden through Alexandra Palace park around 7.45am by a bespectacled male wearing a 'Night Vision' combination of flouro top and black overtrousers. I was stood with my 5 month old puppy, who I've only had since Saturday and who is shit scared of everything London still, chatting to a lady with a Husky just off the main path. Both dogs were on lead and mine was looking at you as you rode towards us. You rather helpfully decided to freewheel as you neared us and then performed the most cuntish thing I think I've ever witnessed. You decided to do a back brake skid towards both dogs on the gravel. Naturally this caused a reaction in the dogs, however you decided to shout "control your fucking animals" to us.

I doubt you are on here, or would own up if you were, but just in case please be aware that if you do this to my dog ever again he will be under control but I will not. I'll make sure you stop and as well as explaining to you what a complete and utter cunt you are, I will cut your fucking brake cables which should be amazing fun for you as it's a hilly area. I'm not a particularly vindictive person but for you I will carry my side cutters on my morning walk as I'm sure this is your normal commute and we will probably meet again. Hopefully you'll be nicer next time.

#rant over

Always the Langster Steel owners isn't it?

Nope!!!

It actually looked like Kristian House, but I didn't think jogging would feature in a pro cyclist's training regime.

pretty sure it wasn't Mr. House, unless he's magical.. he was in Texas when we spoke 24hrs ago and doesnt live in london.

spotted today on the way up eastern road, dude who had lights IN his stays and forks and a seperate set in his seat post that were brake activated. *not a nice bike, but a cool idea.

A guy strolling by my shop in Borough sipping a coffee around 8:30am with an orange and white aluminium track bike, kinda like a Leader.

Guy on on black fixed who fell over by hitting handlebar on bollard at the barbican.
Glad you're ok and rightfully embarrassed

@FixedCheese - that sounds like Dammit.

Fixedcheese, shop in borough, Neals yard by any chance?

Mr bodieanddoyle, was that you on Kingsland Road this morning?

TNRC recon'enger STE5 on Hackney Road around midday/early arvo on Sat. Is that Canyon new?? Belated spot and hello to you, sir.

Hey! Don't overtake me pedalling like a mofo when I'm ambling along like you're some fucking Mark Cavendish in a long coat on a conversion muthafucka and then slow down when you get ahead of me!?!?! That, my friend, is a retarded challenge... I took you out, even tho' I looked like a twat when I skidded 'round the corner into my street... 180rpm brakless (at least) coming down Railton Road so that was a tough corner for an old man with a bad back... Still fucked you tho'...
#drunk #victorious

A guy strolling by my shop in Borough sipping a coffee around 8:30am with an orange and white aluminium track bike, kinda like a Leader.

@FixedCheese - that sounds like Dammit.

This bike but with risers?

If so yep, it was me.

I stop at Monmouth pretty much every morning- say hello next time!

Saw the lad on here who built his own frame, delivering a package in Covent Garden at about 4 o'clock today. Think his second name is Wilkinson? Whatever it is- it's on his downtube!

Thats Matt Wilkinson (Cosmonaught), as said. A true gentleman.

This bike but with risers?

If so yep, it was me.

I stop at Monmouth pretty much every morning- say hello next time!

I know there is an entire thread dedicated to this somewhere, but im lazy, who did that paint job for you Neil?

nice Koga...

he didnt get a paint job, he was tango'd

I know there is an entire thread dedicated to this somewhere, but im lazy, who did that paint job for you Neil?

A very pleasant chap called Sam Fish.

Fixedcheese, shop in borough, Neals yard by any chance?

Indeed.

This bike but with risers?

If so yep, it was me.

I stop at Monmouth pretty much every morning- say hello next time!

That's the one. Will do dude, see you around!

This bike but with risers?

If so yep, it was me.

I stop at Monmouth pretty much every morning- say hello next time!

If this is you then i spots you this morning. OKR..

Red Condor, Pannier. Streatham Hill.

TNRC recon'enger STE5 on Hackney Road around midday/early arvo on Sat. Is that Canyon new?? Belated spot and hello to you, sir.

Hello

Yep, new bike. I love it. It's strictly banned from TNRC though.

Was on my way back from Surrey, Texas must have passed you at some point to.

Why is it banned? Is that the Canyon Track? I was keen on getting one. Whats the costs in importing a Canyon?

Oh, spotted - the lovely Object!

Awesome short ride with you buddy! Good to see you on a 'normal' bike ;-) (obligatory smiley just for you!)

Thats Matt Wilkinson (Cosmonaught), as said. A true gentleman.

Thanks! Now, you [miles] have to remind me what you ride/look like because as I remember, you live near me?