Spotted...

I spotted an imprint of my face on the back of a suddenly stopping white van as it drove off. £75 for a new set of forks so honours even I would say.

Did you have 'CLEAN ME' written backwards on your face in mud?

Saw the lad on here who built his own frame, delivering a package in Covent Garden at about 4 o'clock today. Think his second name is Wilkinson? Whatever it is- it's on his downtube!

^Matt (Cosmonaut) ?

following a guy with green tyres and a big ol' white saddle from camberwell college to the green today...lost you during all that police car action, but incase you don't know, your back wheel is fucked, id get a spoke key involved if I were you....(if your on here)

Of course they recognise you, the enourmous ginger beard is kinda hard to miss, they just dont want to get sweated on

You suggesting I don't sweat on my polo bike?! (hmm quote from 3 or 4 pages ago, should I quote my own post for clarity? Fuckit)

On Monday Nnnnnnat catching me expectorating, very sorry, honestly I don't normally.

Also mr mental this morning, rlj past me as I practiced my trackstand.

Spotted some twat in BC earlier today buying some white tyres for his 'fixeh'... At least he bought a front brake lever (was on the phone for 10mins figuring out the clamp diameter he needed)... Funny because I'm pretty sure he thought he was the first guy to come into the shop asking for 'fixeh' stuff... Well, I pissed myself anyway, all over my 'fixeh' Roberts 'fixeh'...

was that how he pronounced it? fixeh?

yeah, but to be fair - you hung around in a shop for 10 minutes listening to stranger's fone calls...

oh and i nearly forgot - london's famous Jaygee Christ having a crafty pre-work snout on the corner of clipstone street this morning.

lekker kak ge-praat.

Girl with long hair on a metallic blue Mercian fixed this evening, risers w/ white grips and white Rolls saddle. Passed each other in the traffic a few times from King's Cross through Angel and to Dalston. Nice bike, if you're on here.

I regulary see a thin black guy riding an amazing Langdale around Mare Street/Lower Clapton Rd. Always looks like he now about to take part in a eace of some sort: full lycra, trial bars, carbon wheels etc.

fixeh = northerner

morning diapo
evening shinscar then 6 pt
all in south

Rapharunning FTW.

I saw a dude jogging in a Rapha Condor jersey on Lower Clapton road last Sunday, was that you?

That wasn't me - I'm a SouthEastie.

And a trendsetter, it would appear.

It actually looked like Kristian House, but I didn't think jogging would feature in a pro cyclist's training regime.

Lady on a lovely gold Dave Russell exiting Victoria Park towards Approach road this morning. All wintered up in big ass boots and a waxy looking cap. Morning Ma'm, nice bike!

Loads of fuckers undertaking.

Yes, you - fixed pompino. And you - ss Rossin.

Empties this morning on borough high street

Red steel Langster being ridden through Alexandra Palace park around 7.45am by a bespectacled male wearing a 'Night Vision' combination of flouro top and black overtrousers. I was stood with my 5 month old puppy, who I've only had since Saturday and who is shit scared of everything London still, chatting to a lady with a Husky just off the main path. Both dogs were on lead and mine was looking at you as you rode towards us. You rather helpfully decided to freewheel as you neared us and then performed the most cuntish thing I think I've ever witnessed. You decided to do a back brake skid towards both dogs on the gravel. Naturally this caused a reaction in the dogs, however you decided to shout "control your fucking animals" to us.

I doubt you are on here, or would own up if you were, but just in case please be aware that if you do this to my dog ever again he will be under control but I will not. I'll make sure you stop and as well as explaining to you what a complete and utter cunt you are, I will cut your fucking brake cables which should be amazing fun for you as it's a hilly area. I'm not a particularly vindictive person but for you I will carry my side cutters on my morning walk as I'm sure this is your normal commute and we will probably meet again. Hopefully you'll be nicer next time.

#rant over

I love dogs.

wac - people who don't slow down/ride carefully around dogs make my blood boil

cocks, dogs are awesome

as soon as i'm working less hours and earning a bit more i'm adopting a whippet

tall man on a very tidy purple and yellow fixed this morning, Bedford square

I would not want to get on your bad side Geoff... I think you should take him apart and post the pic afterwards!

BTW - hows your accident prone history going? you finally on the mends sir?

morning diapo
evening shinscar then 6 pt
all in south

yerp safe mate..CU L8R

rare spotted pink gotti Hiya!