Spotted...

You made a Boris bike look good, I was impressed!

Thanks!
smooths back hair
;)

Me getting angry at a ped who was plodding across the road from between two cars (nowhere near a crossing) staring at the ground. Do these people have a death wish? It's a fucking road ffs with big (and small) lumps of metal whizzing up and down it all day, staring at your feet really isn't the best idea is it.

OLDSKOOLRACER, good seeing you pal.

Yeah you too, strange how we're blatantly going to bump into each other most days now haha! Keep whistling!

.... Keep whistling!

Don't tell him that.. He's like a tourettes already...

Forgot to mention, fixie skidder at King's Cross (outside the Scala), brakless, colourful BMX pedals with no straps, red hubs, neon green spokes, can't remember the frame colour but some sort of red and white...looked like a Where's Wally? bike, 'zooming' off from the lights only to have to look like a cunt trying to slow down for the next set that were about 100m further on. Depressing.

johnny h stalking my m&s sandwich purchase in the city..

Like Oliver spotted BoJo on Tooley Street at junction with Borough High Street this morning.
He was getting a fucking earful from the bloke next to me at the lights about mopeds being allowed in the ASL box.

"This is your fault, I'm blaming you for this letting them in our space!" with stabby pointy finger jabbing towards slightly embarrassed girl on Vespa doing nobody any harm.

Like Oliver spotted BoJo on Tooley Street at junction with Borough High Street this morning.
He was getting a fucking earful from the bloke next to me

That was General Lucifer.

at the lights about mopeds being allowed in the ASL box.

"This is your fault, I'm blaming you for this letting them in our space!" with stabby pointy finger jabbing towards slightly embarrassed girl on Vespa doing nobody any harm.

Oddly enough, they're not allowed in ASLs except in Newham. I think some more trials were planned somewhere, but I don't know how far that's got. If the Vespa rider entered the box after the lights had turned red, she had most likely committed an offence. He may have been ranting about motorcycles in bus lanes.

johnny h stalking my m&s sandwich purchase in the city..

ditto, except I had been to the bank.

Pat Sharpe looking cropped and tanned with a very blonde woman entering the Pea Hen pub in St Albans.

Yeah you too, strange how we're blatantly going to bump into each other most days now haha! Keep whistling!

Don't tell him that.. He's like a tourettes already...

Thanks gents, Mal, Ill take that as a compliment...

Me, under a fucking truck. Will post more later.

Hope everything's cool, Hen.

woah, hope it wasn't serious!

Hope you're alright, Sumo!

Regular spotting of a ponytailed man on fixed wheel in Brockley/New Cross

I'm ok, bit bruised but nothing major. Handlebars are bent to shit and my carbon stem is cracked. But the driver gave me cash for new bars and he's sending me money for a new stem so its not too bad. I very nearly went under his front wheel though, which isn't cool. And most importantly the zipps fine.

Yow. Scary.

Graham Fucking Norton, Manchester Piccadilly.........I thought he was dead?

Waiting to be told to get cycle training. and how I should have bunny hopped it.

At least the Zipp survived!

Good job you spotted yourself in time. Hope you're ok man...

phew sumo close call. glad yuor ok.

spotted. Jonny this morn on waterloo bridge niceto see you, i too was late for work

Oof. Glad to hear you're okay, stems and bars are easily replaced.

Regular spotting of a ponytailed man on fixed wheel in Brockley/New Cross

Brockley: Ponytail Graceland.