Spotted...

I'd smoke him.. with an arm behind my back, whistling Waltzing Matilda, drinking a tinnie.

I had the pleasure to witness the FASTEST cyclist I've ever seen on the roads..

No way. I saw the fastest cyclist in the world ever today. He rode a Specialized Tarmac Pro and wore matching white/black lycra. He had the biggest calfs I've ever seen, and while pulling away from a red light he was sat down calm as anything while pretty much doubling my speed sprinting to catch up. He was out of sight within a minute.

That was me

I'd smoke him.. with an arm behind my back, whistling Waltzing Matilda, drinking a tinnie.

buts just your normal commute, up the ante hippy, come on

the zipps look great, always think the massive logos are just pretty tasteless

just dont tell Sumo!

but mine are reflective! (and say Weaponry)

^ Weapon.

eggs actly

a bloke on a black fixed at the endal st high holborn junct black fixed, white wheels i was prob over cautious as i hopped up the curb..wobbly like! not the best place to cross ;) you were were where i wanted to go. hello...were were you going ?

buts just your normal commute, up the ante hippy, come on

Alright, alright.. I'll do it up the Col du Swains Lane on a monkey bike after having my heart stopped by a large, cold glass of my trademark k-ghb smoothie.

lady trackstanding at the lights on Hipster Highway, on a red (Condor?) frame with rear green rim, wearing some high-waisted Levi hotpants. Hi!

just dont tell Sumo!

haha, not looking to tread on any toes, 'specially a sumo ;) just my opinion

Digger, fiddling with a womans bicycle outside Brockwell Lido.

Dammit going "Pumping Iron" in the gym...

A courier waiting sheepishly by an alleyway. This could obviously be any of them until I tell you this happened in West Norwood, right by my house. Come on.. who are ya?

Gustav, at Copenhagen Street while on my journey to work. Good to see a friendly face.

I just saw *Josef Fritzl* emptying some bins into his bin lorry at Newington Butts not 15 minutes ago!!!1

Metallic light blue bob jackson, cycling from just off lower clapton road past hackney downs, across to stoke newington road and then I turned a different direction.

Lovely bike and considerate cycling in amongst a peleton of fixie skiddy twats.

Also, who was one of the aforementioned skiddie fixers who evidently struggled over the rail bridge on Kingsbury road so hard (all twenty feet of it) that your handlebars came loose. A quick dismount, re-adjust, then you were on your merry way.

Get an allen key. tighten it. please. for me?

^ I'm guessing the metallic light blue Bob is Gustav.

I just saw *Josef Fritzl* emptying some bins into his bin lorry at Newington Butts not 15 minutes ago!!!1

Bins full of cats, right?

spotted, a really fit barmaid at Norths beers. I now see why people cycle up that hill each week.

^ I'm guessing the metallic light blue Bob is Gustav.

glasses, cap, rucksack? if so lives about 10 doors up :)

Fuck loads of cyclists at Norths Pizza last night, poor staff didn't know what to do! Mick only got one of the three Pizza's he ordered! Crazy times...

Spaghoops pinching my butt on Effra Road... Not going very fast for someone who was late, dear... I was just behind you for ages... ;P

Was he riding the "Chuck"? It is really slow.

Followed a guy on here briefly this morning on Old street: black faux-pro with top tube protector, green lattice tattoo on back of left arm and Continental hat. I'm pretty sure I've met you at some function/ride or another. No complaints on your riding, but your signalling consisting of pointing at your shoes probably falls a bit on the excessively subtle side.

More worrying is that it seems to be contagious. A shaggy-headed hipster on an old pug followed you and started to do the same; index finger dropped to point at pedals used to indicate I'm going to cross the entire lane in front of you.