Spotted...

so. did you spot anyone today balki? or are you just cluttering up this thread with lust for Dfens?

it's always sad when someone's glasses break.

as sad as when a child drops their ice cream or loses their balloon? i'm a tough motherfucker* but that shit just slays me...

*i am not a tough motherfucker. in fact i am actually a bit uncomfortable using the phrase "motherfucker".

so. did you spot anyone today balki? or are you just cluttering up this thread with lust for Dfens?

Whats Dfens?

Anyway, sorry... I didnt realise I was diluting this critical fucking cycling resource.

Spotted: FUCK ALL

thanks dooks, now i am remembering when i lost my balloon in the back garden in bendigo. "not helping pointing it out so we can watch it sail away mum. not helping."

spotted: birdflu at the lights in kennington.

ha! wally! haven't heard that word in ages.

I hear it all the time

Absolute TWUNT in a mercedes 320ML (Silver) along the Uxbridge Road, on her cell phone, eating something, and weaving in and out of lanes... nearly decked me twice, best bit.... When I inquired politely through open window, "did you happen to see me Miss ?" waved away with a shake of the fingers.... TWUNT.

The dismissive wave, or variants thereof, is fucking reach in and grab the keys and throw them down a fucking drain time.

Whats Dfens?

Anyway, sorry... I didnt realise I was diluting this critical fucking cycling resource.

Spotted: FUCK ALL

who is Dfens. it's him from falling down.

it's a massive cycling resource this thread, if you're not spotting anyone, you can't be ranting on about something on here.

spotted damo being a massive cycling resource

What the fuck are you taling about damo?

ffs balki.
Dfens = Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

this is tortuous. and not in a good way.

Wasn't his name William?

Dismissive wave.. yes that was exactly it !!! (were you watching.?

<---makes note to grab keys.... I fucking will too... cant be nicked for throwing them ???

see thats why I like the forums..cracking idea !

yes it's william foster, but he's credited as Dfens.
[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_Down[/ame]

don't you fucking start as well.

Fuck this thread.

sigh

Throat swallow

Ear scratch

Wizz dribble

sighs

I love Fridays. Everyone is full of win today.

(except me as i'm at home, not on my bike).

Spotted.. The bank holiday weekend.. oh yeah.. I like them apples.

Yeah those apples are fucking sweet. I'm going to be mashing up the bank holiday apples and making a bank holiday cider and I'm going to drink so much of it I'm going to do a bank holiday SICK EVERYWHERE.

AWESOME

Schick attack!

?

Did you spot me?