Spotted...

you quoted me you slithering wangmeister! Who the shitting bastard christ else would you be referring to?

who are you calling grumpy you quivering wand?!

The forum has been great fun this week

who are you calling grumpy you quivering wand?!

I don't know why this post made me laugh so much, but I just choked on my coffee and spat most of it out... Missed my keyboard but hit my shorts and the floor... My eyes are still streaming... Must be Friday... :D

you understand what a quote is yes? I'm sure if you used the search and searched for 'bellend' you would find it oft used. Maybe if i had used clungefudder or wangmeister or some other such nonsensical made up word you'd have a leg to stand on, but actually i was referencing the general vibe of this thread becoming more about complaining and less about spotting. If you wish to put yourself at the head of the line, thats up to you, but it dosn't make you the centre of the world however much you wish it so.

Ooof!

I believe the word to use in situations such as this is 'pwned'.

Told you he was grumpy...

who are you calling grumpy you quivering wand?!

lol. don't make me cockrape you, you filthy clotbastard.

you understand what a quote is yes? I'm sure if you used the search and searched for 'bellend' you would find it oft used. Maybe if i had used clungefudder or wangmeister or some other such nonsensical made up word you'd have a leg to stand on, but actually i was referencing the general vibe of this thread becoming more about complaining and less about spotting. If you wish to put yourself at the head of the line, thats up to you, but it dosn't make you the centre of the world however much you wish it so.

For every word you have typed here I will stuff a single hamster into every hole in your measly body. Next reply cycle will be cats. Choose your next whine carefully, Mr Skoota.

For every word you have typed here I will stuff a single hamster into every hole in your measly body. Next reply cycle will be cats. Choose your next whine carefully, Mr Skoota.

fore every word you have typed here, you get a gold star next to your name, assuming you can spell it yourself.

"Saw ________ on _________ St/Rd/Ave this morning/last night/just now. Good to see ya!"

= not interesting

Saw Teenslain lying on Tooley St/Rd/Ave this morning/last night/just now after getting his doodle stuck in his spokes. Good to see ya!

Ahahah I love you guys.

Except Skoota. I'm going to cunt him right in the bastard.

Saw Teenslain lying on Tooley St/Rd/Ave this morning/last night/just now after getting his doodle stuck in his spokes. Good to see ya!

That'll teach me to wear boxers...

anyone think we should have the "falling down" ride where we all dress up in short sleeved shirts, ties and broken glasses and go about meting out justice to "nodders" and nodder sympathisers with baseball bats, uzis and creative profanity.

Ahahah I love you guys.

Except Skoota. I'm going to cunt him right in the bastard.

hahaha!

excellent work.

anyone think we should have the "falling down" ride where we all dress up in short sleeved shirts, ties and broken glasses and go about meting out justice to "nodders" and nodder sympathisers with baseball bats, uzis and creative profanity.

this MUST happen.

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I'm still lolling at 'quivering wand'. Fine swearing sir.

Totally up for the Falling Down ride btw. Let's SHITTING WELL DO THIS.

I'm still lolling at 'quivering wand'. Fine swearing sir.

Totally up for the Falling Down ride btw. Let's SHITTING WELL DO THIS.

*puts pens in top pocket, picks up briefcase and saddles up

^ Did all of the above happened because I used a swear word in my post?

Was anyone else a bit sad it didnt turn out better for Michael Douglas in that film?

can't remember it to be honest. something about a golf course and a machine gun... it's all a bit hazy.

it's always sad when someone's glasses break.

YouTube- There was time now

Cant you just pop down Brick Lane and grab another pair?

hoh!

That shit was funny dude...