Spotted...

Spotted: Me, nearly being taken out by a roadworker on Horseguards rd this morning at about 8.45am as he pulled his van into the pavement on the opposite side, jumped out, and proceded to sprint across the road and superman another roadworker and pin him down by the throat

Random start to the day..

i don't seem to spot anyone on my way to work anymore, but the castle bike lock up is a goldmine...there was a lovely lovely blue mercian locked up yesterday afternoon. anyone? also keep seeing an awesome pink and yellow cougar. WANT! heh.

/\ Duck faced pastey Guido!

Mr danceclub on his 'upgrade' all the way down the hipster highway. I see you got yourself a more appropriate lock too. :) That bike sticks out a mile!

do love it.

say hello next time mate. i feel our relationship is too one way. what you riding?

and yes, mini fahg for the win.

the deepest and most hideous purple rims i have ever seen on some sort of dark coloured trick bike last night at the top of commercial street. sorry if it was you but they were horrible.

Stickered up fixie skidder with spoke cards and skate type skid lid overtake me just before the TCR / Euston road junction.

I was obviously slowing for the lights, I wasn't flagging at all. Fast bikes are only as fast as you pedal it

^ Fail...

Dancing James on Upper Richmond road... to be fair, he spotted me and yelled at me before I saw him. I was half asleep, sorry I did not react in a more civilized way!

Szia

Loic

Blue Pearson lopro, risers, white rear tyre and deep V passed me while I was a walkenger on Shaftesbury at lunch. Think it might have been Bristly Pioneer.

sounds like me! I work in Leicester Sq so I'm always on Shaftesbury

A guy getting sandwiched between a bus and a flat bed lorry outside Angle station in the traffic jam while i patiently waited because I could see the gap was too narrow. It was funny to see such a tool.

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Which way were you headed?

A guy getting sandwiched between a bus and a flat bed lorry outside Angle station in the traffic jam while i patiently waited because I could see the gap was too narrow. It was scary to see such a tool.

fixed.

nothing funny about seeing a cyclist getting sandwiched in a potiental death.

fixed.

nothing funny about seeing a cyclist getting sandwiched in a potiental death.

It was funny as nothing bad happened. A bit like seeing a cat crawl down a narrower and narrower gap then getting stuck and having to back out.

It was funny as nothing bad happened. A bit like seeing a cat crawl down a narrower and narrower gap then getting stuck and having to back out.

But you do realise how close this will have been to a pretty horrific injury right?

Near misses are HILARIOUS!

This one time when I was young, I was swingin an axe at my Grandads house and chopping ito the trunk of a cut down tree. My cousin was standing beside me as one of my ill-directed chops ricochetted off the edge of the trunk and the moentum swung me a full 360, axe-head extended as I heard it brush his shorts. Nearly chopped his fucken leg off! Oh how we laughed.

But you do realise how close this will have been to a pretty horrific injury right?

Yes because I was there. But just as crashes that don't injure or kill are funny this was funny.

Plus the guy in the lorry saw him and the bus knew he was there.

I can make my own moral judgments but thanks anyway

waves Sanctimonious Tard-O-Tron 5000 over thread

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Near misses are HILARIOUS!

This one time when I was young, I was swingin an axe at my Grandads house and chopping ito the trunk of a cut down tree. My cousin was standing beside me as one of my ill-directed chops ricochetted off the edge of the trunk and the moentum swung me a full 360, axe-head extended as I heard it brush his shorts. Nearly chopped his fucken leg off! Oh how we laughed.

My cousin and I have a similar story but with a bidet.

My cousin and I have a similar story but with a bidet.

Why were you swinging a bidet round your head?

Spotted - this crazy saddle on a bike locked up next to mine

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Near misses are HILARIOUS!

This one time when I was young, I was swingin an axe at my Grandads house and chopping ito the trunk of a cut down tree. My cousin was standing beside me as one of my ill-directed chops ricochetted off the edge of the trunk and the moentum swung me a full 360, axe-head extended as I heard it brush his shorts. Nearly chopped his fucken leg off! Oh how we laughed.

My cousin and I have a similar story but with a bidet.

Why were you swinging a bidet round your head?

Full of win.

^^Ha!

I think we need Vees story.