Spotted...

everyone have jaw line Ed. i also have frown line.

I thought you kept those on your forehead?

Glad we cleared that up.

Now where's my cake, bitch?

Look blud, it'll come when it comes yeah? My bitches ain't been around to bake no cake and a badman like me can't be seen doing no chick work ya dig?

.....you working saturday I could drop you it then?

:p

Yeah dude. And I owe you some reflectors. Took your out to true your wheel, now I need to find them again. Meh.

It's kinda pervy if you don't say something to her, but you do post about her in an online forum

One of the plus points about the interwebs is the anonymity, I'm sure some people use forums and suchlike as a place to release their thoughts from their day which could include whatever.

Not pie, cake. And it's from Festerban, not Hippy

OK. +Pi, for hippy, +e for Bmmf and Festerban can have +i.
There, everyone is happy.

is anyone else picking up a rapper vibe from me or is it ed just talking shit ?

Whats all the fuss about FIXIE CHICKS are disgusting. Whats hot about a sweaty chic with scabs and tatts. Give me a Essex Bird on a Pashley, now thats worth a look. Don't flatter yourself love.

Whats all the fuss about FIXIE CHICKS are disgusting. Whats hot about a sweaty chic with scabs and tatts. Give me a Essex Bird on a Pashley, now thats worth a look. Don't flatter yourself love.

Your name seems to be a misnomer.

Ah! I thought some cheeky cunt had nicked them from my wheel! And not just relfectors, they were light up leds that were probably the coolest thing I've ever owned, but yeah don't worry they were about £2

lights blue touch paper walks away from thread fingers in ears...

Whats all the fuss about FIXIE CHICKS are disgusting. Whats hot about a sweaty chic with scabs and tatts. Give me a Essex Bird on a Pashley, now thats worth a look. Don't flatter yourself love.

I don't think I was. I think the problem was other people doing it for me.

What's up Dean? Polo kids not let you into their party?

Ah! I thought some cheeky cunt had nicked them from my wheel! And not just relfectors, they were light up leds that were probably the coolest thing I've ever owned, but yeah don't worry they were about £2

Bugger. They are still in the shop. I'll find them.

Whats all the fuss about FIXIE CHICKS are disgusting. Whats hot about a sweaty chic with scabs and tatts. Give me a Essex Bird on a Pashley, now thats worth a look. Don't flatter yourself love.

Do you haz scabs? I love chicks like you. Scabby chicks makes me teh moist. Wanna make babies?

I was only being silly, don't stress it :D

Whats all the fuss about FIXIE CHICKS are disgusting. Whats hot about a sweaty chic with scabs and tatts. Give me a Essex Bird on a Pashley, now thats worth a look. Don't flatter yourself love.

It's the guys who walk with a swagger that you've really got to look out for though...

is anyone else picking up a rapper vibe from me or is it ed just talking shit ?

all I'm getting is bling...bitch...mofo....fight the power.....bling

I would deffinitely walk a swagger. Lord knows I wouldn't ride one.

Bugger. They are still in the shop. I'll find them.

Also, Congrats you are truly British now!

The Haha bar (now some kind of sisha place) in Ealing tonight.. we saw you mofo.. why do you not respond to our idle threats?

What in the name of ducted heating?

I would deffinitely walk a swagger. Lord knows I wouldn't ride one.

I thought it would take longer for someone to get that one!

High Five

Now I'm off to bed

returned

Night..

I would deffinitely walk a swagger. Lord knows I wouldn't ride one.

I don't think you have to worry about that, like I said your not my cup of tea.

Did somebody say tea whisky? Top idea.