Spotted...

Me, on the train for the first time in months this morning.

Meh.

me too. my sentiments exactly. i hate people. alright. i hate commuters en masse. all of them. me included. fucking sheep. slouching through the streets, shuffling their fat fucking feet, drinking their fat fucking mocha frappe latte sugar fuckers, wolfing down fat and sugar wondering why the fuck the 20 minutes they spend on a cross trainer set to walk doesn't fucking do anything. fucking idiots. fuck them. fuck all of them.

stixy stix stix in archway an hour ago, rocking a lovely green friday T and luxurious locks flowing behind in the morning breeze.

top of the morning to ya.

me too. my sentiments exactly. i hate people. alright. i hate commuters en masse. all of them. me included. fucking sheep. slouching through the streets, shuffling their fat fucking feet, drinking their fat fucking mocha frappe latte sugar fuckers, wolfing down fat and sugar wondering why the fuck the 20 minutes they spend on a cross trainer set to walk doesn't fucking do anything. fucking idiots. fuck them. fuck all of them.

Though you might like this....

Me, on the train for the first time in months this morning.

Meh.

Girl with blond hair on a mixte conversion going toward the river on Southwark bridge road at half eight this morning.

Sort of a dark blue/green with lugs picked out in a biscuit colour.

You forgot to add she was rather, er, charming... Lovely old lugged frame, had a big 'S' bolted into the brake bridge... More of a powder-blue, but what do I know? I'm a colour-blind graphic designenger... Brakless, mini skirt, bad attitude... I iz a smittenz kittenz... ;]

me too. my sentiments exactly. i hate people. alright. i hate commuters en masse. all of them. me included. fucking sheep. slouching through the streets, shuffling their fat fucking feet, drinking their fat fucking mocha frappe latte sugar fuckers, wolfing down fat and sugar wondering why the fuck the 20 minutes they spend on a cross trainer set to walk doesn't fucking do anything. fucking idiots. fuck them. fuck all of them.

you should get a bike. i didn't speak to anyone on my hungover ride in this morning.

me too. my sentiments exactly. i hate people. alright. i hate commuters en masse. all of them. me included. fucking sheep. slouching through the streets, shuffling their fat fucking feet, drinking their fat fucking mocha frappe latte sugar fuckers, wolfing down fat and sugar wondering why the fuck the 20 minutes they spend on a cross trainer set to walk doesn't fucking do anything. fucking idiots. fuck them. fuck all of them.

Do you want a hug?

rocksteady old street yesterday quick spot going different ways

stixy stix stix in archway an hour ago, rocking a lovely green friday T and luxurious locks flowing behind in the morning breeze.

top of the morning to ya.

Hey top of the morning to you to mister !
Sorry I couldnt stop see you at Norths on Tuesday where I think there will be a few drinks to be had :)

dude on new kent road on (what looked like a white bob jackson), drop bars and h+son rims. You got royally cunted off by the bendy 453 bus then stopped infront to get the reg to report him, I was on the bus.

The number you need is BD57WDE, time was about 09.20, driver was white, early 40's with a sweet tache going on. For the record I think you chose a poor line but we're all guilty of that from time to time....

you should get a bike.

a bike? that's crazy talk.

Do you want a hug?

and a cheese sandwich.

Bit of a hangover this morning, damo?

I had a very pleasant commute in by bike. What a beautiful day to be alive.

a bike? that's crazy talk.

and a cheese sandwich.

How about a ham and cheese croissant? There's a great little Italian place down Redchurch street :)

pigeons feel very hollow, like they don't have any insides.

Birds are very light, it's how come they can fly. (I once had to liberate some baby pigeons.)

Bit of a hangover this morning, damo?

I had a very pleasant commute in by bike. What a beautiful day to be alive.[/quote]
no no hangover. i have to go to derby today and so it's trains all the way. as soon as i walked to the train station i was looking at the sky thinking "ho hum, i should be on my bike".

ho hum.
redchurch street? i'm in whitehall....

How about a ham and cheese croissant? There's a great little Italian place down Redchurch street :)

a poor substitute.

i love cheese sandwiches.

massive chunk of montgomery cheddar/thick crusty white bread/beetroot and radish chutney.

mmm...

me too. my sentiments exactly. i hate people. alright. i hate commuters en masse. all of them. me included. fucking sheep. slouching through the streets, shuffling their fat fucking feet, drinking their fat fucking mocha frappe latte sugar fuckers, wolfing down fat and sugar wondering why the fuck the 20 minutes they spend on a cross trainer set to walk doesn't fucking do anything. fucking idiots. fuck them. fuck all of them.

Tailwind.. effortless speed.. glorious sunlight.. ahhh...

I was nearly hit by a car but we'll skip that since squealing tyres from brake lockup give me the horn. :)

i'm currently liking my carrot chutney from nutters (of southwold).

I've had one hit me in the forehead once, it felt like a soft tennisball, but a bit bigger... Hopped up a kerb and made it shit itself, i ducked but it still hit me.

Haha. I had one fly into my front wheel once. it got stuck in the spoke's(it was on a mountain bike so had wide forks) went round a couple of times then got shot out like a bullet, it was very funny till I came to cleaning my bike. Those fuckers are filthy!

i'm currently liking my carrot chutney from nutters (of southwold).

try the beetroot chutney from sainsbury.

it is mintox

hot mango chutters.

do we need a chutters thread? i hope not.

mature cheddar cheese if anyones offering! :p↲ am at kings x waiting for my mate. Htfu! (hurry the fuck up) might drag him to my fave cafe near the nuffield hostipal

Riding from Jamaica Road to London Bridge I had a nice chat with a chap on geared bike (he also rides fixed). He said to me that one of his friends is on the forum and is obsessed by it. So which one of you is it?
I didn't get his name but I told him my forum name and he will be informing you of the pleasant comute we shared together.

me too. my sentiments exactly. i hate people. alright. i hate commuters en masse. all of them. me included. fucking sheep. slouching through the streets, shuffling their fat fucking feet, drinking their fat fucking mocha frappe latte sugar fuckers, wolfing down fat and sugar wondering why the fuck the 20 minutes they spend on a cross trainer set to walk doesn't fucking do anything. fucking idiots. fuck them. fuck all of them.

XKCD does it again :D

Sid the Courier on QVS... On gears, looking like some weird futuristic TdF douchebag... I had to double-take to recognise him... Hello!
Swiftly followed by a morose dude on a Bianchi Pista who failed to comply with the regulation rear wheel lock-up command... Cheer up, sunshine... ;]

Haha. I had one fly into my front wheel once. it got stuck in the spoke's(it was on a mountain bike so had wide forks) went round a couple of times then got shot out like a bullet, it was very funny till I came to cleaning my bike. Those fuckers are filthy!

Yeah bt have you seen this