Spotted...

Dame Shirley Williams crossing in front of Parliament on Friday. Was tempted to shout 'do a skid' but given her age and evident infirmity....

A hare running on cycling route one in Suffolk but about 50 dead bunnies and 2 dead hedgehogs and various dead birds on the A143.

edscoble in london fields
biancha tomasito and ana on downham road

A geezer, yesterday, straddling a fixie-wheel-how-many-dorra-bike opposite my gaff on Brixton roundabout chattin' to a ped... Hey, Guy!

think i saw flickwg in evans today, i was 80% certain, but didn't wanna say "do a skid" to a random customer. it looked like you recognized me, but again some people don't appreciate odd behavior like that

EDIT: i also didn't see nosferatu or towtow!

Also spotted that Gok motherfucker in Borough market.

I hope you kicked him right in his Wang?

So Epifania isn't a fella?? I'm confused......:-$

;-)

Me?! Noooooooo, leave off

whats the matter with you today? I thought Man U won 5-2??? :)

VAN DAMAGE...

i'd say have a nice evening, but i've a feeling it won't be.
catch ya soon missy.

I spotted the chugger that time forgot yesterday on TCR. I was walking my bike towards a Sheffield post on the pavement, and this cock danced over towards me in full children's tv presenter mode, and said, 'WOW! How many gears, dude?"

He was clearly stuck in the mid-90s or something, still thinking that number of gears=amazingness of bike. I could tell by the look on his face when I said, "one!" (but with the intonation, "cunt!") that he wasn't being all ironic and fixiematised.

TB falling asleep in my garden. Get an early night for once!

Jeez, I've covered most of London today and the only spot I get is falling asleep in someone's garden

I (used to) spend all day on the roads and I've got about three spots; Pinky spotted you too, that's 2.

belated spot

Tricitybendix, oliver and crispin at the start of the Mass

I (used to) spend all day on the roads and I've got about three spots

You're just faster than the speed of spot!

Be bloody easy to spot me now then.

Spotting is a form of vaginal bleeding.

Spotting is a form of vaginal bleeding.

In many ways isn't life itself a form of vaginal bleeding? Or scrotal deformity? Penile malformation? Clitoral disappointment?

Literal disappointment, more like.

This avro most of the Kings Road seemed full of hipster "fixies". Anyone gonna own up?

Nosferatu heading towards borough from LDN Bridge, couple of days ago, on his Lemond with aqua vees, around 10 50ish.

Think it was you, certainly didn't recognise the bike.

This avro most of the Kings Road seemed full of hipster "fixies". Anyone gonna own up?

avro? Is this like "afternoon afro"? When you wake up from a big sesh the night before and your hair is matted with vomit?

Chillax FFS! Christ, is it the same for all women....? My Mrs is on at the moment too....