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• #10477
Woah! That's quite a torrent of abuse! Was it a white frame?
I don't quite recall - it happened in about five seconds, was raining quite heavily, and he had no lights, like I said, but I seem to remember hints of green as I shook my fist fruitlessly at his oblivious departing backside...
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• #10478
OK here's one. Spotted on Sunday 10pm, in the rain, travelling East along Homerton High St, no lights, white arrospok on the front, white deep vs on the back, didn't get much of a chance to clock the rest of the components, since you swerved in front of me to turn right without indicating, and that left me with a few pressing matters to attend to - not skidding into the side of the road, into you, or being rear-ended by the cars behind me, and other similar trifles.
Here's a hint, you gigantic syphilitic clunge, that hipster-er-than-thou look you've got going on might be enough to let everyone within a mile know that you're a mindclunking twunt, but it isn't QUITE enough to let other road users know where the FUCK you're planning on cavorting to.
While we're on the subject, doing a flappy little arm wave somewhere near your prolapsed arsehole about ten minutes AFTER you've risked your worthless life and my rather more useful one is of about as much use as your three haircuts in one, you turdchoking shitehawk.
CUNTS.
Have you flown Virgin to Bombay recently?
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• #10479
OK here's one. Spotted on Sunday 10pm, in the rain, travelling East along Homerton High St, no lights, white arrospok on the front, white deep vs on the back, didn't get much of a chance to clock the rest of the components, since you swerved in front of me to turn right without indicating, and that left me with a few pressing matters to attend to - not skidding into the side of the road, into you, or being rear-ended by the cars behind me, and other similar trifles.
Here's a hint, you gigantic syphilitic clunge, that hipster-er-than-thou look you've got going on might be enough to let everyone within a mile know that you're a mindclunking twunt, but it isn't QUITE enough to let other road users know where the FUCK you're planning on cavorting to.
While we're on the subject, doing a flappy little arm wave somewhere near your prolapsed arsehole about ten minutes AFTER you've risked your worthless life and my rather more useful one is of about as much use as your three haircuts in one, you turdchoking shitehawk.
CUNTS.
haha!
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• #10480
OK here's one. Spotted on Sunday 10pm, in the rain, travelling East along Homerton High St, no lights, white arrospok on the front, white deep vs on the back, didn't get much of a chance to clock the rest of the components, since you swerved in front of me to turn right without indicating, and that left me with a few pressing matters to attend to - not skidding into the side of the road, into you, or being rear-ended by the cars behind me, and other similar trifles.
Here's a hint, you gigantic syphilitic clunge, that hipster-er-than-thou look you've got going on might be enough to let everyone within a mile know that you're a mindclunking twunt, but it isn't QUITE enough to let other road users know where the FUCK you're planning on cavorting to.
While we're on the subject, doing a flappy little arm wave somewhere near your prolapsed arsehole about ten minutes AFTER you've risked your worthless life and my rather more useful one is of about as much use as your three haircuts in one, you turdchoking shitehawk.
CUNTS.
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• #10481
Slaytanic?
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• #10482
^^Sounds like it..from the bike.
Spotted: Hillbilly + Matt Moose at Evans on Victoria yesterday.
A pleasure.
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• #10483
Who just scared the living shit out of me whilst I attempted to cycle home 100 yards blind drunk and fucked off about football? Blue frame, you might have been ginger, couldn't tell. Roads just off Highbury Fields.
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• #10484
Spotted: Stylist bike in the back of BLB today;
the damage was amazingly bad.
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• #10485
OK here's one. Spotted on Sunday 10pm, in the rain, travelling East along Homerton High St, no lights, white arrospok on the front, white deep vs on the back, didn't get much of a chance to clock the rest of the components, since you swerved in front of me to turn right without indicating, and that left me with a few pressing matters to attend to - not skidding into the side of the road, into you, or being rear-ended by the cars behind me, and other similar trifles.
Here's a hint, you gigantic syphilitic clunge, that hipster-er-than-thou look you've got going on might be enough to let everyone within a mile know that you're a mindclunking twunt, but it isn't QUITE enough to let other road users know where the FUCK you're planning on cavorting to.
While we're on the subject, doing a flappy little arm wave somewhere near your prolapsed arsehole about ten minutes AFTER you've risked your worthless life and my rather more useful one is of about as much use as your three haircuts in one, you turdchoking shitehawk.
CUNTS.
I met this guy in the chippy on Wick Rd tonight. Green Bob Jackson. Nice guy we chatted about fixed when he spotted my Panasonic. I think he has lights now.
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• #10486
OK here's one. Spotted on Sunday 10pm, in the rain, travelling East along Homerton High St, no lights, white arrospok on the front, white deep vs on the back, didn't get much of a chance to clock the rest of the components, since you swerved in front of me to turn right without indicating, and that left me with a few pressing matters to attend to - not skidding into the side of the road, into you, or being rear-ended by the cars behind me, and other similar trifles.
Here's a hint, you gigantic syphilitic clunge, that hipster-er-than-thou look you've got going on might be enough to let everyone within a mile know that you're a mindclunking twunt, but it isn't QUITE enough to let other road users know where the FUCK you're planning on cavorting to.
While we're on the subject, doing a flappy little arm wave somewhere near your prolapsed arsehole about ten minutes AFTER you've risked your worthless life and my rather more useful one is of about as much use as your three haircuts in one, you turdchoking shitehawk.
CUNTS.
I don't quite recall - it happened in about five seconds, was raining quite heavily, and he had no lights, like I said, but I seem to remember hints of green as I shook my fist fruitlessly at his oblivious departing backside...
Literary quality. The Hemingway of fixed gear riding.
I hate Hemingway.
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• #10487
I met this guy in the chippy on Wick Rd tonight. Green Bob Jackson. Nice guy we chatted about fixed when he spotted my Panasonic. I think he has lights now.
Thank fuck. I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but the 'what could've happened' kept playing around my head and it had to go SOMEWHERE.
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• #10488
Literary quality. The Hemingway of fixed gear riding.
I hate Hemingway.
For sale: egg beaters, never used
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• #10489
Cyan blue bike (de-stickered Pomp?), yellow deep v's, eggbeaters, outside Esporta in Chiswick Park some time before 9am. Got a couple of glances from people leaving the gym in the 2 minutes I was in the vicinity.
Think I also saw the same bike yesterday morning just before 9am going past the Old Packhorse boozer.
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• #10490
Curryer type on camden road about 15 minutes ago, black frame I think (possibly lo pro?), didnt really have a chance to get a good look, many huge dreadlocks piled on top of their head...
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• #10491
8.30ish, Seymour St - RLJ'ing, a bike that looked like this:
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• #10492
8.30ish, Seymour St - RLJ'ing, a bike that looked like this:
Ooh, I used to have one of those as a kid... It came with a little spanner so you could take the wheels off, it was awesome... There were Ronnie Petersen and Emerson Fittpaldi stickers in the box, I plumped for Ronnie... I think he died on the track that season... :[
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• #10493
/\ Shootthebreeze?
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• #10494
I've got one at home somewhere. Tried to flog it on eBay a couple of years ago, got no interest.
In fact, after the eBay attempt I may have even chucked it in the bin.
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• #10495
blue raleigh marauder mtb locked up at the bottom of endell st this morning!! blast from the past!!!
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• #10496
Light etlic blue track bike with white deeo V on the front and a Blue one on the back riding over the cobbles down Shad Thames. Looked like Ray but wasent. I was on foot.
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• #10497
Looked like Ray but wasn't.
you wish.
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• #10498
does anybody know a lad from around brixton who rides a black brakeless with a green rear deep-v and a yellow front deep-v? has a white skate helmet and a builders flo-jacket.
I was plodding along Brixton Road minding my own business this morning and he nipped past me giving a cheeky smile.
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• #10499
I've got one at home somewhere. Tried to flog it on eBay a couple of years ago, got no interest.
In fact, after the eBay attempt I may have even chucked it in the bin.
The Fuji Obey? I think they're pretty nice. I'd rummage in your bin for one!
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• #10500
Spotted, or he spotted me, Harry.Major on Theobald Road heading east gave me a very placid expression that only Spock from Star Trek can do, I was on the pavement with the bike (blue drop and stem).
Woah! That's quite a torrent of abuse! Was it a white frame?