Black and white condor, brakeless - is it you???

peejay78 or: ask him if he'd like a nice cup of 'shut the fuck up, cock'

I have a jumper that says very similar. I should wear it to work more often..

Maybe he was just racing an alleycat? ;)

yeah did he have someone filming him?

millie: Get vocal. Let the dude know what he's doing is not cool. Something along the lines of "Oi you fscking cockwit, look the fsck where you're going or I'll ram my fscking d-lock through your skull"

duh! it was a surprise sprint, and the knocking in to you was to try and injure you or shake your nerves before the race. it's like when you're match sprinting someone new to your velodrome - you take them high up the bank, they fall, their nerves are too shaken to really compete against you when the sprint starts again.

but yeah, i would have said something, and if he did it again, throw him into a park car or something, maybe even sucker punch him while riding (which i mistakenly did during a race once, and still feel guilty about it)

Maybe he's a bike-mounted hitman out to get you! Was he wearing a cape?

Seriously though, if he's crashed into you 3 times in 2 weeks then he must have crashed into a shitload of other stuff too. Hopefully, eventually he will crash into something very hard.

I'm not against people riding brakeless, turd furgeson manages to stay safe and avoid hitting anyone/thing for example, BUT this guy obviously isn't experienced enough to do it. Either that or he's just cocky, inconsiderate and rude, and on top of that he's giving fixed gear riding a bad name!

You must REALLY be a lady (in a Pride and Prejudice sort of way.) I mean, if someone spat on me I think I'd want to ride them down and flay them alive with my multi-tool. Not sure I'd care if it was accidental or not. Did you not even shout and bawl at the eejit?

black and white millie scarer?

wayne_f14 black and white millie scarer?

Print that off and stick it in the spokes of every black and white condor.

Or carry one around with you ready selotaped and stick it onto his back next time! <--- quite proud of that idea.

proof that on this forum- no-one fscks with our girl riders.

xx

girls ride bikes.... gross, im not letting them in my ffort

thanks guys if he does kill me me bike and bits are left to you all ; )

wayne_f14 black and white millie scarer?

I LIKE THAT.... have just printed it and going to laminate any one else want one ; )

wotcher millie - would you like a nice crisp eps file of the artwork to print

[pic is probably a bit fuzzy coming off t'internet]

Brakes don't seem to make much difference anyway, I had some stupid crackhead tw@t on an MTB up my rear wheel last night at the lights on Stockwell roundabout... Got in his face and called him every name under the sun... Didn't seem to register with him, in cloud cuckoo land he was... Wheel fine tho'...
I agree with the extreme prejudice approach, spanner his spokes next time... :-/

Momentum [quote]millierider a complete spooner

I don't know who the idiot on the bike is, but I just wanted to say that I haven't heard spooner used as an insult for about 10 years and it made me smile.[/quote]

millierider THANKS..... it seems to be my new word.

I thought girls loved spooners

think most girls like **spooning **not spooners

Remember, most Condor owners also drive BMWs.

millierider [quote]wayne_f14 black and white millie scarer?

I LIKE THAT.... have just printed it and going to laminate any one else want one ; )[/quote]

Yes

htay [quote]millierider [quote]wayne_f14 black and white millie scarer?

I LIKE THAT.... have just printed it and going to laminate any one else want one ; )[/quote]

Yes[/quote]

Whisper me your add will put it in the post : )

AlexS Remember, most Condor owners also drive BMWs.

or work at condor

in actual fact, I know four condor owners personally, two don't own cars and the other two don't drive bmw

there's something wrong here. although three of them are posh, rich bastards.

nimhbus it's clearly Mashton.

He spat on me once.

Goddman slander - I wouldn't be seen brakeless!

RPM [quote]AlexS Remember, most Condor owners also drive BMWs.

or work at condor

in actual fact, I know four condor owners personally, two don't own cars and the other two don't drive bmw

there's something wrong here. although three of them are posh, rich bastards.[/quote]

i know 3 and 2 are rich barstards, andthe other owns a merc does that count? what is that telling us i wounder?????

I own a Condor and, as nimhbus pointed out, it is black and white.

And I am a rich bastard, muhahahahhaahahahha.

BUT, I don't spit on girls. That's just evil.

Grrrrr.

Lol - good on you : )