Sun June 29th, High-noon - LondonFgSs Spring Track Day Event at Herne Hill Velodrome

RPM was riding the devil at Paddington when you were still begging your dad not to take your stabilizers off.

oh i know, i know.

and how i did beg.

you going on sunday, Scarletto?

In theory yes. But I'm still running the results through SPSS.

..come again?

You'll have to give me about 10 minutes to recover...

10 minutes? takes me six weeks

That's cos you were using a Brooks.

i prefer to say we were both adults, getting our needs met.

No means no.

not where these slutty little leathery british numbers are concerned..

RPM was riding the devil at Paddington when you were still begging your dad not to take your stabilizers off.

I was riding at herne hill before I even knew there was a velodrome there, that's how seasoned I am!

I rode at HH a couple of times when I was 9. That, for once, is a straight up factual post.

I rode at HH a couple of times when I was 9. That, for once, is a straight up factual post.

halelujah!

and you're nearly 15 now!

i shagged a girl in HH in 1999

so i win, basically

yeah right, like you ever shagged a girl

actually , I went out with a bird from winterbook road, and that was in 1994

I "shagged" her, obviously

so that puts me back in the lead.

ok, yeah - 'girl'. sure.

a posh sort of bird, she was in the navy if I remember, I think her name was Cliff or something

'navy'. yeah, sure

you're just jealous.

as usual.

@ Van Uden: Everything kicks off at noon, see ya there!

you're just jealous.

as usual.

well, there's a lot to be jealous of, isn't there?

I 'got off with' a trainee WPC called Sharon from Essex, when I was 16. She stuck her tongue down my throat. It was unfeasibly long, and triggered my gag reflex. I threw up in her mouth. She was actually too pissed to notice at first. My first tangle with the law.

More straight up factuality.

well ok, but what was the proximity to herne hill? that's the criterium by which men are measured by round here