I hate

Fucking people who put their dirty stinking children into shopping trollies, not those in the purpose built seat but actually in the trolley where I want to put my shopping.

Guh. Never liked that myself either.

Fucking people

This is why they have children

Everything that's for sale being described as "stunning"

"Free gift"

Even tasers?

Tasers and things that are so impressive that they literally stun me exempt. Small dingy flats and rusty old bikes are not stunning

What is the beef with kids in shopping trollies?

I am genuinely interested.

You don't know where their shoes have been so they could be spreading shit all over where you want to place your bread. It's unfuckinghygienic.

kid friendly shopping trollies don't require the 1 squid deposit.

fucking breeder privilege etc.

But supermarkets are generally fairly filthy anyway? Especially the trolleys getting parked in the carpark. I just assume it's all bit grimey... (Can't remember the last time I used a trolley though - I can't carry more than a basketfull)

You’re not one of those cunts who insists visitors leave their own shoes inside the front door are you?

Yes, then they have to leave them on the dining table.

true... but food doesn't generally get a coating of snot and labrador poo, plus some remnants of whatever communicable germs some spitting oiks left on the pavement.

Trolleys? Who buys more than a handbasket at once? How do you fit that much in your bag/Wald? Support your local independent grocer. Etc.

Who leaves the house without a minor panic attack goes to the shops anymore?

Home delivery ftw.

Yeah I'm a handbasket type of guy. You see a family tacking up £200 at the till, it always astonishes me that. You look at the trolley and its meat chocolate, pop and crisps, and thats not me having a dig, everyones entitled to buy what they want, but I enjoy a journey with food and it doesnt have to be expensive. A shop for me with extras is £25.

Hmmm

meat chocolate

Play-Doh

A more significant concern, however, is the risk of accident to a child as trolleys are not designed for children to stand up in the main basket.
"These issues are of course relevant to all supermarkets.”
Meanwhile Craig McEwan from the Sainsbury’s executive office replied to the email and said notices are put on trolley handles about the correct use of trolleys.

You don't get a helmet

.http://www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news/ban-kids-from-standing-in-shopping-trolleys-130718/

Fnnurk.

I miss the days when we raced shopping trollies from the top to the bottom of the Woolwich multi storey car park. I slightly dislike families with value everything but a tenner of scratch cards, everyone needs hope but please feed your kids well first.

"Whiskas feed their curiousity..." or just get a dog that's smart to begin with.

I hate seeing two parents and two kids on a shopping trip clogging up the aisles and acting like it's a day out. Send one parent while the other adult looks after the kids and leave me to get around the shop without getting irate. Shopping is not a family activity.

an addendum to this: brightly coloured sweets and small toys on conveniently placed two foot tall shelving at the checkout guaranteed to incite a 120dB tantrum unless the item is purchased...fuckers
put fucking brussel sprouts and Marmite there instead: the end of impulsebuyinducedtantrums™